"Well. A land rover is designed for off road terrain. That is a motor bike. Spot the difference."
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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I drive a hovercraft out of a copse of trees. "Guys I found a hovercraft in this copse of trees."
"Paddy, that's a chair, with stilts coming from the bottom of it, with wheels at the bottom of said stilts."
"well if you think i'm leaving this beauty here to defend for herself you've got another thing coming mates besides if ghost rider can rides his bike on water and another terrain so can i and if paddy can have a hovercraft i can have my motorbike so there" [that was a joke by the way just so if you didn't catch that].
"Bagsy driving!" I pull Trilby out the drivers seat, and get in. I turn on the engine.
"Everyone in?"
"Everyone in?"
"WHOOO!" I slam down the accelerator. We reverse.
"Shit. Let me just...Okay, LET'S GO!" I start driving, with everyone safely inside.
"Shit. Let me just...Okay, LET'S GO!" I start driving, with everyone safely inside.
"no screw you i'm riding my bike" i say as i get on my new motor bike and turns on the engine "god i love that sound" and "ready Zomb let's get going" and drives off towards the marker.
I chop a hole in the roof above the back seats, put in Paddy's stilt-chair and sit down with my flamethrower.
"Probably best you drive. I'm drunk off my tits."
"Probably best you drive. I'm drunk off my tits."
"Well excuse me for a manual being the only off-roader with unlocked doors and the keys in the ignition within five metres of us."
floors it and somehow drives out of the mud and drives up right to the land rover "HA!!" he says to Zomb, Paddy and Trilby and then starts singing the "born to be wild" song as he rides his motorbike"get your motor running, headed out the highway" continues singing the rest of the way.
A huge bog appears. The landrover makes it through, but the bike surely can not.
"Here you go, this is why you don't choose a bike for marsh lands."
"Here you go, this is why you don't choose a bike for marsh lands."
David can't drive around, cause it's a massive bog. The trees and bushes block any other path.
"Dude, face it. We were right with the land rover. Just admit it."
"Dude, face it. We were right with the land rover. Just admit it."