Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I pick up a bit of the leg and throw it at Paddy.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Are we seriously having this conversation right now? You guys are messed up."

As Zombie handles the weapon, he cuts the palm of his hand on the back edge. His blood absorbs into the blade, accepting its new owner.

 

[Saltarius]

"We could make a robot that uses the leg and stuff. Or just make one from scratch."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I annihilate the leg.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I watch the blade take in my blood. I notice how it glows faintly, and then feels...more powerful. "Sweet..." I mutter to myself, wondering why this surge of power happened, and what it means.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You realise Eric used that power? Which means your blood is mixing with his. Hah."

 

[Saltarius]

"The moment you claim to be the vanguard of our destruction, I'm blasting you with REX."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Nah man, its good. When he died, any traces of him was removed. Or at least, I think. Not sure how I know that. Must be the connection to the blade."

 

[Saltarius]

"Don't tell me you hear voices in your head. Because I'm starting to understand how to aim this thing's rail gun."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Have any of us actually been to the toilet of shaved or anything while in the mall. Apart from that one time Knife pissed himself in fear." I dash off to the restrooms.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"No no no no, it's not like that. I heard voices in my head way before this. Not important, anyway, every see Avatar? By James Cameron? Kind of like when the Na'vi connect their hair to an animal or something."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Avatar was so bad I repressed the memory of seeing it."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hair sex? Glad I never saw that Pocahontas ripoff."

I finish the repairs as best I can, attaching the rail gun and making the mech work properly. Now I work on my robot slave/co-pilot.

I DUB THEE, LIL' CAL.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Look, I know it was terrible, but the point is, the sword is essentially part of me now."

 

[Paddy the Second]

At the mention of Lil' Cal an ethereal laughter sounds through the air. I pick up my phone. "Low battery. Damn."

 

[MinimanZombie]

..."You've had a phone. The entire fucking time. And never once have you tried to call anyone?!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I couldn't get any signal. And I don't really think my ex boyfriend in Birmingham would really be able to help us out of this."

 

[Saltarius]

"He's completely fine. What's he going to do, destroy a universe?

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So. Anyone up for a game of UNO?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Pfft, fuck that. We've got Go Fish."