Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"... Holy shit."

Xot is a little stunned. He knew full well the consequences of overloading the core would lead to a resonance cascade. He did not anticipate someone managing to break out of the Mall, if only temporarily.

"I'm calling it in. You guys get up here and get patched up... We've got a lot to talk about."

[HEADING=1]Intermission...[/HEADING]

The final battle of Act 1 will be fought between Mall Team and Connor Lonske as

FLUTHLU

. It will take place right before the resonance cascade. As soon as Connor, Waffles, Tox, Paddy, and Zombie give me the green light we can start. In the meantime, I gotta sleep. Good night guys.

 

[Saltarius]

I wake up and exit REX, rubbing my temples. "We won? We won! Haha, Cthulhu Fthagn *****!"

 

[Grim327]

"Damn it. I wasn't fast enough. Sorry Knife, I couldn't get to you in time. I then see a camera feed of FTHULU getting roasted on my helmet's HUD, ."He got fucked up. So what now?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: I'll be ready for the fight between now and the next 6-7 hours.]
I sheepishly accept that I fucked the mall up. A lot. I help clean up, and even get it to stop. When Knife returns from his teleporting adventure, I have to ask, "Has the world changed much since we entered?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I remember I still have some drugs in my bag, pull down my gas mask and light a blunt. I hand a modded walkie talkie to everyone nearby. "No idea what kinda shit the mall'll pull next. It might help to be in touch." I prep my sniper rifle.

 

[Saltarius]

I finally remove Eric's headless corpse from the REX, displaying it for the Fighter still here.

"I think it is only fitting we give him a proper burial. One befitting his personality and honoring his life."

"So...how badly can we mangle this corpse before it's just quivering cubes of jelly? That, or I could desecrate it and his memory by attaching an robotic head, effectively making his corpse a robot slave, whom I shall dub the Robo-Eric. Who's good at programming?"

 

[Knife-28]

I stumble to my feet and turn to Miniman. "Agh, I guess, unless you had flying cars where you came from."

 

[Paddy the Second]

((You'd best not destroy Eric without me.))

"Where do you think the rest of them are?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh, Right!" I dive at Eric's sword, and swipe it before any can question it. "Flying cars? I know a guy that tried to make one, but it just fell off the cliff."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You bastard, I want that thing melted down. And there were flying cars where I came from. Where I came from we didn't need roads."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"No fucking way. I want to find out about this demon thing. I'm keeping this. Also, when do you come from?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"To be honest I never paid a lot of attention, the flying cars may have been fantasies. I just wanted to make a Back to the Future reference."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Indeed. Anyway, lets try this baby." I grab one of Eric's legs and dice them up.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I have such terrible terrible dibs on the rest of his body."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well...Any one up for trying out cannibalism? I mean, I'm not, but still. Just want to know if I should cook the corpse."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Cook? Cooking's not far enough, I'm going to vapourise every single atom of his being."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh...shit. I knew we all hated him, but damn if you guys don't go for the extreme."

I climb onto REX and start to make further repairs, reattaching the rail gun and collecting the scraps of metal from various parts of the mall.

 

[Paddy the Second]

You really don't want to know what I do to Eric's body, suffice to say that by the end there is no trace of his existence left, even on a sub-atomic level.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fuck it, I say we turn him into a puppet."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Too late, unless you want a puppet of that one leg."