Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"I wonder where Zombie and the Knifes are..."
I shoot a flare into the air.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I spot some fire. It becomes a blazing inferno. Probably caused by a flare.
"Are you fucking kidding me?" I run, and unknown to me, I become even more lost, and further away from the group.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"How are we still alive? Wait. Stupid question."

 

[Saltarius]

"Man, did it get hot really fast? Weird, this is supposed to be a marsh.

I ignore the fire coming up behind me and burning the roots that I just finished grinding on.

"ZOMB! WHERE ARE YOU?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I see the towering inferno.

When it finishes, I turn off my portable DVD player and look up at the massive firestorm.
"Heheh..."
I nervously hide my flare gun.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"SOMEWHERE! THERE'S FIRE! I DUNNO, HARD TO SEE PAST THIS INFERNO!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I begin to fire a watergun at the flames. "This is swiftly descending into the kind of thing that happens when I play D&D."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK!"
I throw a shitload of sand at the fire. Where did I get it; who knows, who cares?

 

[Saltarius]

"YEAH WELL, DESCRIPTIONS DON'T MATTER! JUST KEEP TALKING SO I CAN FIND YOU!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"OH YE OLD LOVELY LADY, HOW SWEET YE BE, BUT FOR THE LAST TIME WE'VE SAID, WE DON'T WANT BLOOOOOODDDDYYYYY BREAAAAAAAAAAAD!" I stop singing.
"SALT THERE'S A GIANT SPIDER."

 

[Saltarius]

"WELL IGNORE IT AND KEEP TALKING! I THINK I'M GETTING CLOSE!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"How the fuck does this happen every fucking time? THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"OH GOD WE'RE GOING TO DESTROY THE PLA- wait, what even caused this fire?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"IT'S A GIANT GOD DAMNED SPIDER!" I jump on top of it.
"This is the worst idea ever!"

 

[Saltarius]

"LISTEN, I THINK I'M RIGHT ABO-OH SHIT!"

I wipe out and land on top of Zombie and the spider.

"Fuck, I lost my board again."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, it's got a red hourglass on it's back. Tiny though."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I run screaming towards the spider. My coat catches fire. "This is the fourth worst interplanetary trip I have ever made!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Then stomp it you moron."

 

[Captain Anon]

"SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!" throws a buckle of water over and fills it some more water and then repeats

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Seriously, a red hourglass. Not, on the spider no. See?" I pick up the tiny hourglass.
"It's so small and cute."