Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"We have enough pets. Take off the hourglass and let's go."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fuck this, I'm not taking a spider! It's god damn massive!" I let the spider get consumed by the flames.
"Alright, let's go."

 

[Saltarius]

"Not without my awesome board."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"How can marshland burn this much!? IT'S WET AS HELL!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I grab a flat piece of wood.
"Here you go."

 

[Saltarius]

"This doesn't have wheels. This isn't my skateboard."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"God damn it." I spot Salts skateboard, and notice it's burning.
"Salt, it's on fire."

 

[Saltarius]

"Then put it out."

 

[Captain Anon]

there was be a flammable chemical mixed in it or something like that.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stomp on the skateboard. It snaps.
"Salt, this is flimsy as shit! How have you been-" I remember the grinding.
"Oh my god, you're an idiot."

 

[Saltarius]

"I am not! I'm following in the footsteps of the raddest Knight ever!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wait, a flammable chemical mixed in with the water of the marsh we're currently standing in right now?"
I jump to the side, narrowly avoiding a wave of flame.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"God damn it! Latula is awesome, I'll agree. But we need to leave!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Fine, but you owe me!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well I'm just gonna sit down for a while until I die of the fire."

 

[Captain Anon]

"AGRH!!! HOLY SHIT!!!" climbs to higher ground and starts throwing water on the fire "well can you think of anything that isn't extremely silly? cause that is the least silliest"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I grab Paddy and Sigma, carry them back to the MallMobile, put them in the back and get in the front.
"SALT! ZOMBIE! GET IN HERE!"

 

[Captain Anon]

i get down from the higher grounds i was on and gets back on my bike and rides up to the driver's side "ready! you?" he says to whomever is driving this time

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, sure."
I accelerate the MallMobile all the way to Ludicrous Speed.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I die of the fire and respawn on top of my smouldering corpse. "Hygienic."