I rugby tackle Knife, and then leap off to grab the puppet. I then start climbing to the top of the mall.
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"We don't even know what he can do, and you guys want to destroy him?" I set the robot down and greet Salt. "I mean, you're Cal's creator! Unless you don't want to destroy him, in which case, you'll help me defend the puppet until it's needed."
I stand to Zombie's back, back-to-back badasses style.
"They don't understand. Some rule through kindness. Some rule through power. I rule with fear. And if Cal is driving them to this, then it's working. Now then, if you'll be kind enough to be helping an innocent scientist with his experiments."
Maybe I should have mentioned my last name is Crane.
OOC: Goddamn Batman references ya'll
"They don't understand. Some rule through kindness. Some rule through power. I rule with fear. And if Cal is driving them to this, then it's working. Now then, if you'll be kind enough to be helping an innocent scientist with his experiments."
Maybe I should have mentioned my last name is Crane.
OOC: Goddamn Batman references ya'll
"Okay then. Well, when you're done with the quotations, I think you'll notice how Paddy is still unconscious. We should probably go and help him."
"Now guys. Have we really been reduced to this? This petty squabbling is symptomatic of mere mortals. But we are so much more than that. We are... Mall Fighters! Assemble!"
I leap down, landing with absolute silence. Honestly, this suit is awesome. I walk up and mention something to Salt. "You know the poison my blades use, is fatal in high doses. However, the tiniest drop of it, could wake Knife and that up. I mean, the side effects could be *Cough*[sub] Diarrhea, hallucinations, extreme sneezing and coughing, plus headaches, and potentially a fever.[/sub] *Cough*. But you know, apart from that, he'll be fine."
"So it's smoking is it? I'm toting more drugs than you could possibly imagine." I light a crack pipe.
I walk over to the sleeping Grim and Knife, and make the tiniest cut with my blade and make the smallest drop go into the wounds.
"Now the fun begins."
I sit down next to Cal and Paddy and continue to smoke, while tinkering with my old fear gas formula.
"Now the fun begins."
I sit down next to Cal and Paddy and continue to smoke, while tinkering with my old fear gas formula.
"I was going to reprimand you for that before remembering the situation we're in. What's even the big deal about crack pipes?" I pull out a book.
I grab Paddy's crack pipe and scrounge what I can from it (the cocaine that is) and pour it into the beaker I'm working with. I return it to paddy and begin to further mix and match chemicals.
"If Xot wants to keep any secrets, when we finally meet face to face, he's fucked."
"If Xot wants to keep any secrets, when we finally meet face to face, he's fucked."
Fortulently, the person Salt thought was me was actually my body double, who was taking my place while I took a coffee break. Seeing what Salt has planned for me though, I abscond to the hunting goods store and grab a bow and a quiver full of arrows. Returning to the second floor balcony overlooking the group, I draw an arrow, and fire it straight towards Lil Cals creepy-ass face.
Capatcha: Motley crew, an apt description, yes?
Capatcha: Motley crew, an apt description, yes?
I see the arrow pierce Cal's skull. "Stealing my style are you? I'm up for a fight anyway." I pull out my own bow and grab one of my arrows. I ready myself for a duel.
"Stealing my chance of a battle? I haven't had a good fight in a while. Let me take this one. Why don't you repair Cal?"
"Fine. I shall heal Cal the best I can. You deal with this ruffian."
I once more leap down to the ground level and begin to repair Cal from the bolt in his face, reading Animal Man while I do so.
"Hey, Zomb? Press the button on your suit's chest, you'll love it."
I once more leap down to the ground level and begin to repair Cal from the bolt in his face, reading Animal Man while I do so.
"Hey, Zomb? Press the button on your suit's chest, you'll love it."
"Why not?" I press the button, and two rectangles move out slightly from the back of my suit. Flames come out of them, and I realize that I'm in the air. I notice myself in a reflection. My visor is now glowing slightly. I look at Knife, and the built in computer seems to analyze his movements. "This is fucking ace." I pull out my katanas which slot into my wrists. This allows me to hold my gun in one hand as well. "This is the greatest suit. Ever. Of all time."