Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Dammit Salt, I would have given you some, look." I pull out some plastic bags of cocaine. "Well I guess you're fighting now. The avengers didn't do this. Or did they? I haven't actually seen it. And we're not really comparable to the Avengers." I look at the sleeping Tox, fighting Zombie and Knife, and Salt working on Lil' Cal. I then look down at the heroin needle in my hands. "Well, there'll be no consequences. Ow my eye."

 

[Saltarius]

"Me and Tony Stark are cousins twice removed. Or ex-roommates. I can never remember."

I finally repair Cal and set up two chairs for the two of us to watch Knife and Zombie's clash. I turn to Paddy.

"So, if Xot is Tox's twin, think there's a Tlas? Or a Yddap? Or like, a Eibmoz?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't know, some of us don't have a history with the mall. I know for sure there's Yddap though. A right bastard he is too."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"YES!" I yell down, as me and Knife fight "I decided to clone myself. In truth, the bizzaro me? That was my clone. Didn't seem right to bring it up. He was in every way like me, except he wasn't much for speaking. And the asshole part. Not important. More of a bad history."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why would you need to clone yourself? At least I didn't want Yddap to exist, he is my self loathing, which means he mostly hides in dark corners and sends me anon abuse."

 

[Saltarius]

"Mhm. Can't imagine a bizarro me being a pencil pusher like Xot seems to be. But we can't let Zombie and Knife destroy this whole mall. Be back in a few."

I leap into the cockpit of REX and activate it, turning on it's voice system.

"Knife! Kneel before the glory of me! I mean Cal! I mean fear! I mean this historic weapon!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh well I needed a clone because-" I dodge one of Knifes attacks "I needed someone to fake my suicide. That's another long story though."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Then why was he still alive?" I am barely moving because of the heroin.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Remember the bad history? The fake death caused that. See, I needed it to be a realistic death, so he had emotions and thought processes and such. He didn't take kindly to the whole 'Now you die!' thing. We literally thought for a while. Then we went our separate ways. Meaning, I threw him into a portal, which leaded to somewhere random." I try to slash Knife.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I tried to kill Yddap but there was just so much crying. So much. He just disappeared, although it wouldn't surprise me if someone had brought him to the mall." I set my stereo up and begin to play the Limbo soundtrack.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I finish fighting Knife and settle back down next to Paddy. "Freaking finally. I tried not to kill him. Just disarm or hurt him."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Not that it would matter. How do you time is being affected outside the mall?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Honestly? No clue. Maybe it's like Narnia. A lifetime in a second. Or maybe it's passing like normal, and we're considered missing. Then again I'm not sure if we're on earth or not."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well we know we're not on earth, and I we don't get tired, or need to wash or shave. But maybe time is passing on earth, ask one of the vets, they'll know."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I look at Knife who is still rolling about and groaning in the ball pit. I then look at Tox who isn't responding at all. "I'll ask them later."

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=1]HOURS IN THE PAST...[/HEADING]

FLUTHLU

continues its deviant rampage. Paddy and Zombie arrive to the surface first and confront the beast.


[HEADING=2]FIGHT![/HEADING]

MALL TEAM: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

FLUTHLU: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oooooooh shiiiiiiiit. C'mon mother fucker,let's go." I turn Peake up to full power and leap at Fluthlu's eye, ramming the sword in.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I see the Fluthlu. "Come on then, you ************. Let's rumble." I start shooting flaming arrows at the beast.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Fluthlu, with great hostility, attempts to snag all of them under Fluthlu's large tentacled leg things.

Also it's eye is facing you while it's racing at top speed.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I initiate the battle mode on my suit, and use boosters to avoid the tentacle. I pull out Raven Razor and stab Fluthlu in its big beady eye.