Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I high-five Slash.
"I like the anime where the guy has the spiky hair and everyone yells a lot."

 

[DotSlash]

I high-five back.
"You mean all of them? I LIKE THOSE TOO!"

I turn to Salt.
"Eh?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'M TAKING YOU UNDER MY WING AS A PROTEGE!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Aw come on Salt, you get it all! Let me have this one!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You're both terrible people."

 

[Saltarius]

"I FAILED ROMANCE, SO NO I DON'T HAVE ALL. COME DOT, THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, what did Slashy do to deserve that!?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Dear god."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, what the fuck would you even teach him?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Being a Knight and shit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This is ridiculous. Zombie can you please just hurry up and finish your goddamn quest?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS CLASS YOU DUMBASS!" I sigh.
"He'll take his quest in due time. You can't teach him to be a knight in this."

 

[Saltarius]

"BEING KNIGHTLY THEN! I SO ACT LIKE A KNIGHT!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, you're not very good at that. You're not very good at anything, except for, apparently, being a terrorist warlord gang leader. And you quit that."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"YOU WENT TO A WHORE HOUSE!" I hit Salt with the back of my hand.
"Snap out of it!"

 

[Saltarius]

"We do not. Talk. About Gashog."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I like Adventure Time..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"It was fun though. I mean, yeah, most of the time we were there I was in a coma. But still..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What, the place where I killed like 3/4 of the population? And we all took out the remaining few? Jeez man, live and let live."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I will cut you all."