Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I roll around in a puddle of my tears.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right. You see, the class system is based on Homestuck's."
I put down a child's drawing of a walrus and an IOU for a Queen of Hearts.

 

[DotSlash]

"Ah I see... brb,google."
I turn to Salt.
"The hell kind of knight cares what other people think? Man up, bro."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I scream at the internet.

 

[Saltarius]

"AND THEN WE FOUGHT AND SHE LEFT AND I LOOKED FOR HER AND-"

It continues.

 

[DotSlash]

I turn to the group.
"I broke him. My bad."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put a ball gag in Salt's mouth and go back to the card game.
A bottle of vodka falls out of the sky and hits Salt in the head.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I pat Paddy on the shoulder.
"I know man. I know."

 

[Saltarius]

"MMMM MMMF MMMPH MMMMM-"

It continues, albeit much more subdued.

 

[DotSlash]

I look up from my laptop and put down a 6.
"Looks like I'd want... either Prince... Rogue... or Bard."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You don't choose it chooses you."

 

[DotSlash]

"I'm aware of that, Paddy."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. Someone give him the links to the thing."
I put down a DVD of a pornographic film featuring ladies with large bosoms and a Joker card.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't have it right now." I sob and lay down a tampon receipt and the front cover of The Pale King.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yo dot. Here you go. Only one I could find."
I screw up my eyes and concentrate.
"
http://miffthefox.info/mspa/landgen/#"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No Sig, he needs this one. [http://thepageofhopes.tumblr.com/post/13517446964/homestuck-title-test]"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wooh. Random generation!"
I put down a live grenade, the Two of Spades and Zombie.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Pff, my ones better."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sigma, your one made me the Sylph of Heart. Do I look like a soul healer to you?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Try again. I once got the Dame of Whimsy"