Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Slash, you realise you just thanked me for blowing your balls off, don't you?"
I jab Salt with the trigger.
"I have it right here."
I jab Salt with the trigger.
"I have it right here."
"Not always. Salt got blinded by acid, and he's still blind. Except when he does things only people who can see can do, but we tend to ignore that."
"Yeah, there's also the off chance that I completely lost it. Possibly first out of everyone. I don't see what the big fuss is all about really." I lay down a business card.
"Fuck this game is complicated."
"Fuck this game is complicated."
I lay down the law.
And the self-titled album of English rock group, The Law [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Law_(The_Law_album)].
And the 1957 book by Roger Vailland, also titled The Law [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Law_(1957_novel)].
And the award-winning film, The Law [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Law_(1990_film)].
And some soil from the peak of the Scottish hill, The Law [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ochil_Hills#Selection_of_summits_in_the_Ochil_Hills].
And... an authentic Edwardian ha'penny.
And finally, an image macro of the 'Combo Breaker' meme.
And the self-titled album of English rock group, The Law [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Law_(The_Law_album)].
And the 1957 book by Roger Vailland, also titled The Law [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Law_(1957_novel)].
And the award-winning film, The Law [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Law_(1990_film)].
And some soil from the peak of the Scottish hill, The Law [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ochil_Hills#Selection_of_summits_in_the_Ochil_Hills].
And... an authentic Edwardian ha'penny.
And finally, an image macro of the 'Combo Breaker' meme.
"Fuck, Trilby you just scored 50 points. But wait!" I pull out a jar containing the most horrific, the most terrifying creature mankind ha-
"Yeah that's right, butterfly motherfuckers! Let's just call the game off now! I've obviously won."
"Yeah that's right, butterfly motherfuckers! Let's just call the game off now! I've obviously won."
"Zombie, you forget. As a Seer of Keys, my power is knowing shit about secrets. Like the fact that Slash's next cards will be a Jack of Diamonds and a picture of a 1940s prostitute named Sabrina. Or that Sigma's real name is David."
"That's because we can see Sigmas profile, and Slash is holding his cards the wrong way round. Dude, you took a shitty randomized test thing. Anyway, I get 1000 points. Boo-yah bitches."
"...fuck"
I get to my feet, pretend to be a bird for a minute, then sit back down.
"Stoopid trap rules.."
I get to my feet, pretend to be a bird for a minute, then sit back down.
"Stoopid trap rules.."