Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Nah fuck that. Imma try Sylphing."
I start Sylphing at Salt.
Somehow.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Dammmit Trilby."
I start daming all over the place.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I Sylph Salt's Sylphing Sylphs off, until he Sylphs all over the place.

 

[DotSlash]

"According to Paddy's Test, I am Monk of Blood."
I shove out three 8's.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Seer of Keys here."
My grenade explodes into a Five of Clubs and a 7H Pencil.

 

[DotSlash]

"Time to find out what Monk is again... brb,google."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"hehehehe, you got the fail class"

 

[DotSlash]

";-; wat."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I lay down three Seventeens of Trowles

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Which one of us, Sig?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Jokes Slash, monks are awesome. They get Cool Shit"

 

[DotSlash]

"yaaaaaaaay."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start a corpse-party.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I make everyone C4 clothes.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Monk's non-canon."

 

[DotSlash]

I immediately burn my C4 and explode.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So is Keys, Salt."

What Slash does doesn't happen because that's not how C4 works.
He does get a load of C4 fumes in his face, though.

 

[DotSlash]

"...wat."
The fumes make me go a little nuts.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"It's okay Slashy. I can help."
I detonate Slash's underwear.

 

[Sigma Castell]

The corpse-party continues to be awesome.