Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[DotSlash]

"...Wahflz pls."
I ;-; face again as I hop onto the Warthog.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I return to the warthog.
"On wards! To a life of happiness and glory! Aw who am I kidding, we're all gonna fucking die for real."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, no, fuck that, Knife. I don't trust you any more. You abandoned us. I'm sorry,"
I turn away dramatically.
"Our torrid sex affair that was going on all this time has to end."
I clamp a hand over Knife's mouth.
"Shh, shh. Let it all out."

 

[Saltarius]

I continue to inspect the ring while on the Warthog's bumper.

"Not even an engraving..."

 

[Knife-28]

"I, agh, jesus!" I yell, before doing some lifey thing, and reviving Herzog.
"Oh, hey there Eric." Knife says, holding out his hand, "How've you been?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey, what if like...this is my ring from an aborted timeline? Wonder who I would've married..."

 

[DotSlash]

I calmly punch Waffles in the stomach to get back my pistol.

 

[Saltarius]

"Tox, me and my hypothetical wife are ashamed."

 

[Knife-28]

Herzog is alive, because I'm a Lord of Life, and if I revive someone via shenanigans, then they're fucking alive.

"Yea yea Tox, don't get your fucking pantys in a twist." Knife says as I walk over and jump in shotgun.

 

[Knife-28]

"Oh yea, anyone feel free to jump on the gun." I say, pointing to the chain turret beind the roll cage.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"If we're going to include aborted timelines, maybe it's the ring I stole from our Black Queen."
I release Knife's face and sit down. On Knife.

 

[Saltarius]

"Tox, are you getting jealous that women like me?"

 

[DotSlash]

I yawn and hop onto the turret seat.

I yawn and look around at the endless piles of dunes everywhere.