Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"What women like you, Salt?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Well...Sister wanted to hang out."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh my God! What happened to her?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...She just wanted to hang out, dude. Nothing major."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, but what happened to her? Psychotic break? Drug overdose? Some guy she pissed off and left alive hit her in the head with a brick?"

 

[Saltarius]

Eric/Herzog is dead and will forever be dead for being a Mary Sue, a racist fuck, a douchebag and trying to be a smartass.

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"I don't know, but I've little reason to think she wasn't in her right mind."

 

[Knife-28]

Herzog is alive, deal with it, you twat.

"So, that's a nice ring you have there Salt." Knife says, gunning the engine and driving forward. "Mines better through." Knife reaches into his jacket, and pulls out a ring of orbs fourfold.

 

[DotSlash]

"To each their own, Trilby."
I light up a cig.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hah. My ring was, like, eightfold. And then someone had to go and mess with time, which somehow led to me killing Salt's family."

 

[Knife-28]

"Were not on anyone's planet. While we were in a game of Sburb we got board an went back to dicking around in The Mall because no one could get their titles." Knife says, returning the ring to his jacket, "Don't ask how that works."

I'm simply to tired from my sudden revial of Herzog to care about Trilby sitting on me.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I nuzzle Knife.

 

[Knife-28]

Both me and Knife reach back and wack Tox over the head. "Dude, stop." We say to an unsettelingly syncronised degree.