Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I stab the sword in every part of Herzog, who never stated he was wearing armor.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pour petrol on Herzog and light him on fire.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I watch as Herzog is burned to a crisp.
"That's that taken care of." I walk away with Trilby.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I radio Zombie and Trilby. "You'll notice I took the liberty of attaching grappling hooks to you at some point. Press the button on your belts and you'll be pulled back."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Thanks." I push the button, and I'm pulled back to the warthog.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Paddy, you do realise we'll just get smashed to death by all the fucking solid things in the way, right?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"IT'S FINE! WE'RE IN A DESERT!" I land on the warthog.
"It actually worked!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Stop ruining everything Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm just pointing out that this would kill us. And we can't respawn any more."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Zombie's fine."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I facepalm and eat a bagel.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine. But, if I die, I'm going to kill you.."
I pull out a grenade, put a finger through the pin and press the button with my free hand.
"FUCKTHISIMJUSTGOINGTOKILLYOUANY-"
I smash face-first into a sand dune.
"FMMMFFMRFRFMMMFMFFMMMFFMF!"
I burst out of the sand and start skiing across the sand.
"WHAT ABOUT WOON!?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What do you think?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I smash through another dune.
"Heat-stroke?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yep."

 

[Saltarius]

I never stated I WASN'T wearing armor(that is also heat proof).

"We should put off fighting until that Matrix thing is fixed."

Calling bullshit. You better not keep this up.

"Are we any closer?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Maybe you should try aiming yourself. And I don't care what happens to Woon."