Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I didn't give a shit about the killing. It was the fucking neck armor that you inexplicably have. Not that we'll miss you.

Additionally, quoting the RULES, "Starting the game, you will have no elaborate backstories, no hidden godlike powers, no access to anything that would make you overpowered. The point is simply to have fun. When you turn yourself into a Sue, there's no point in me continuing the game."

Yeah, being a planeswalker, whatever the fuck that entails, does not sound like an oridinary individual.

 

[Sigma Castell]

Its from Magic. Basicly they can summon omnsters and shit."

 

[Saltarius]

Yeah, doesn't exactly sound like somethign an ordinary person would have. And magic's locked too. So end of discussion there.

"Can't this damn thing go any faster?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Please don't go any faster."
I see a sand dune ahead and try and aim myself, whatever the fuck that was supposed to mean.
I crash through the sand.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Hang on. Gimme a sec."
I pour the contence of my blender into the fuel tank.

 

[Saltarius]

So being under threat of attack means you can pull shit out of your ass to save you. Plus, check the front page. It's currently locked.

Seems legit.

Also, weren't you leaving?

 

[DotSlash]

(Yay, for the almighty ignore button.)

I wake up on the back of the Warthog and stretch out.

"Sup guys? We there yet?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Slash, we may not even be going in the right direction. Shouldn't there be a road or something?"

 

[DotSlash]

"Like I said, it's Knife driving, we can has trust in him."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Not if he's going the wrong way. And I don't remember Salt telling him to go southeast before we set off."
I land on Slash's shoulders.
"Hey there."

 

[DotSlash]

I calmly take Trilby and take him off my shoulders.
"Well, we're bound to hit some sort of barely foreshadowed landmark or oasis or something."
I lay back and close my eyes.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, but we're aiming for Barstow. Not an oasi- holy shit, did anyone bring food or water?"

 

[DotSlash]

"The balloon got completely blown the hell up. Of course we didn't. If push comes to shove, Woon's 1st to go."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Woon isn't here."

 

[Saltarius]

"For now he isn't."

I decide to write some VrisKan fanfics while waiting in the back.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start rationing my Martinis.
All both of them.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I watch the latest episode of the Walking Dead.
"Season three for the win!"
45 minutes later
"YOOOOOOOOO!"

 

[Saltarius]

"And so as the cobalt blooded troll took her lover into her arms, she whispered faintly into her ear...fuck, I can't think while we're going over so many bumps."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look up at Salt.
"Saucy. It's like Fifty Shades of Grey, only actually erotic."