Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[DotSlash]

I respawn in the corvette, chugging some unknown drink.
"Nice porn mag, Trilby. Lemme see it."

 

[Saltarius]

"DON'T HOG ALL THE PORN FOR YOURSELF YOU ASS!" I yell as I run through.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why do you need print porn? Also why aren't we leaving?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Knife is slow as fuck. And the novelty of it. I can't live on audio porn alone."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You can't even look at print porn!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I can imagine it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Then you don't even need to hold it!"

 

[DotSlash]

"Mental imagery is so strong."

 

[Saltarius]

"You don't understand. I need a medium with which to project the imagined pornographic images."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Then you could hold literally anything!"

 

[Saltarius]

"No, it needs to be a porn magazine."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess."

 

[Saltarius]

"We do not reveal pet names around everyone else."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Sorry."

 

[Saltarius]

"Let's just go Tyri-FUCK!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wait, what happened now? Is it my quest starting?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hand Salt a non-porn mag.
"There. Beauties of the French Aristocracy. Wow, these really make print media seem out of date..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Probably. Also...given we might sort of be meeting Sister again can we...cool it with the makeouts?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah sure."

 

[Saltarius]

"Eh, French girls don't do it for me."