Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I remove the pile of blankets from my inventory and lay them all over the floor of the kitchen. Then I disconnect the on-board Sex AI from the reactor and hook up my blender.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Here you go, Salt."
I turn on the Sex AI for Salt. A large holographic blender appears.
"Close enough."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't see the point of this when you can just get me a porn mag on the cheap."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't see the point in porn mags for a blind man who has the internet."

 

[Saltarius]

"Then pull up a site that has women to my taste."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I do so.

 

[Saltarius]

"Hot."

"Damn."

 

[Sigma Castell]

My blender starts printing pictures of ladies to Salts taste.
"JEGUSFUCK"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"HOW DOES THAT WORK THAT IS A BLENDER."
I throw the pictures into the holoblender and turn it on.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"TRILBY GODDAMMIT"
My blender starts dividing by Zero.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hologram smoke. Don't breathe this!" (Holo-Tom Dickson)

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Fuck it." I run into the cockpit and attempt to take off.

 

[Saltarius]

"This porno is almost too hot."

 

[DotSlash]

"We don't need to know Salt. Keep it to yourself."

 

[Saltarius]

"Don't be such a 'phobe, Dot."

 

[DotSlash]

"Ok, sorry . You have excellent taste in pron, sir."

 

[Saltarius]

"Don't be such a tryhard."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Everybody shut up this ship is fucking awful!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, this is a picture of some cheese shaped erotically. Poorly."

 

[DotSlash]

/sniffle
"Why are you so mean to me? What did I ever do to you?"