Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

Noticing a pesky individual has been tearing down my explosive works of art, I silently stalk the golf cart with a rather conspicous sign attached. I grab a small blade, presumably left by a dead man, or even the dreaded G-Man. I throw with all my might as the blade lodges itself into the back of the driver's head, as the golf cart swerves and crashes through a glass display case, toppling several mannequins onto his now limp body.

I retrieve my blade from the corpse of Doctor Com and commandeer his golf cart, deciding I need to bring others to my cause of defeating the G-Man.

 

[TheNaut131]

As I sneak through the mall, looking for weapons, I notice the individual who caused the explosion kill a man in a fancy golf cart. Saltarius runs to retrieve a knife from the body of Doctor Com. The Naut grins. Weapons.

I charge at Saltarius, who slashes back at me, but I jump back and deliver a rising space-booted kick to his jaw.

 

[Saltarius]

I barely manage to choke out a truce, partially grabled by the blood rising in my jaw. "If we work together, we can stop him. If we don't play this game, he can't screw with us. If we destroy his mall, we can escape." I extend my hand in a sign of peace.

"Wanna see his world burn?"

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com re-spawns.
"Hey! I can't go on cleaning up the mall without transport!"
He runs around the mall until he finds the gold cart. He throws his knife into salts head, which punctures easily. It also pieces Naut's skull, just as easily. It flies through them, then procedes to pirces the tire of the Golf Cart.
"Balls."

After replacing the burst tire, he fixes the cart, and drives to a camping shop. He attaches fishing hooks to the outside of the cart. He drives to the clouds of gasses, and transports it to another universe. He closes the portal, and gets to work fixing up the food court.

 

[Saltarius]

"Shit."

I respawn in what appears to be the charred ruins of the car dealership. This Janitor bastard has been interfering with my plans for too long. The only way to beat him was to trap the janitor.

I started to light a match in the closest storage closet in order to light the gasoline I siphoned from the trucks. I snuck away as the Janitor reappeared to 'clean' my mess. Just as he entered, I locked the door behind him, lit it on fire, and for good measure, rammed his golf cart into the door.

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com calmly cuts through the door. He walks away in slow mo as everything behinds him blows up. After the explosion subsides, he walks back into the closet, and re-built the room. He looked at his ruined golf-car, and shrugged. He found a segway shop, and grabbed a segway. He attached two of his homemade mini-cannon guns to the sides, and found some knives, and attached them to the end of the segway. He tied some belts to the rear, and some vacumes to the sides. He begins driving around. He Re-entered the exploded dealership, and got to work making it like new a gain. After about an hour, he exits, the shop re-built.

He walks around, and goes to a robotics dealership.

 

[Saltarius]

I walk out of the explosion, practically looking like a dead ringer for Two-Face, seeing Draven attempt to speak to me. I extend my hand in a peace offering, hopefully not being assassinated before I can explain myself.

"The G-Man doesn't like it when we don't fight. And he especially hates it when we blow up his shit. Whaddya say we do a bit of both, and end this?"

 

[TheNaut131]

"Wanna see his world burn?"

I shake my head from behind the helmet.

"Look buddy, you're not the first to try and-" Suddenly Saltarius was dead and before I could register it, I found myself respawning in laundry mat.

"Well...fuck."

What the hell was that all about? I look around, noticing a lot of loose change lying around and a few broken washing machine parts. I quickly assemble an automatic weapon that fires coins and makeshift saw.

"That'll have to do." I quickly run out and try to meet up with the Saltarius, currently speaking to someone else.

"As I was saying before we were so rudely interrupted; buddy, you're not the first to try and beat the system. You're just gonna find yourself respawning a lot. The mall is infinite and ever growing. Though, I'll admit I want to see how you plan on ending this game."

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com drives on the segway to Sal.
"You know, I don't think this is G-man's mall. G-mans mall is three thousands universes down the road."

 

[TheNaut131]

Doctor Com drives up, and gives his opinion on this G-man.

"Of course it's not. No body owns the mall, they can only govern it...well, until somebody decides to push their shit in."

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com sighed, "Lets just agree that, at the current moment, nobody governs the mall."

 

[Saltarius]

"Still, he can't do anything if we don't fight. I say we form a badass rock band and sing heavy metal denouncing him."

"WHO'S IN?"

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com sighed, "I'm not, because G-man does not run the mall."
He looks at Eric, "Where we are now."

 

[Saltarius]

"The mall is how he gets you. He trapped us all and he wants us to kill each other over and over. But he can't make us play his game."

I rush to the music store in back, bass in hand.

"Who's ready to rock and roll?"