Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Thanks for helping out a first timer , I hope you don't hold this against me." I impale Ninja with one of my obscenely ridiculous weapons, and leap out. I run into a subway and fill some bread with every kind of meat, after heating it up I sit behind the counter and wash it down with a bottle of coke, then I eat too many cookies and feel ill. I run into the bathroom.

 

[Grim327]

Other than the car that is about to do a barrel roll! (said it in Peppy's voice). It was quiet. So I headed over to the food court for my stomach started growling.

 

[Ninjamedic]

I respawn near the van. "Note to self, don't trust anyone here again." I grab the van and await an encounter in the car park.

 

[Derek_the_Dodo]

I wake up in the car park and see ninja parked up in his awesome ice cream van.

If there was something my mother always used to say its that you can always trust strange men in ice cream vans. With anything.

I'm sure ninjamedic will be no different. I wonder if he wants to be my friend? he can give me ice cream!

I run up to the ice cream van at full pelt screaming at the top of my lungs. It is called I scream after all. What fun we shall have!

 

[MinimanZombie]

I leave my thinking room a second time to find everyone driving vehicles. "Why don't I have one?" I say angrily. Then I notice a cooper swerving towards me. I dive out the way and run to the food court to stock up on food. On my way I see Grim. "Hello, old friend. We have some catching up to do. How's your neck feeling?" I say as I throw my poisoned tomahawk at him.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Hearing violence outside the door i look at my watch and realise just how long I've spent vomiting. I wash my hands and exit, making eye contact with Zombie. I throw one of my Ludicrons(TM) at his face, it spins through the air, slapping him with multiple chains and cutting his face, I leap from behind the counter with a breadknife and challenge him to a duel.

 

[MinimanZombie]

Torn between continuing to attack Grim to finish the job, or attack Paddy, I finally choose the latter. Grim probably won't be able to withstand the poison, and even then he'll probably die of blood loss. I accept Paddy's duel, and throw my other tomahawk at him, with dead on accuracy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I precisely parry the tomahwak. The thin metal f the bread knife shatters and the tomahawk hits me full on in the chest.

"Aw shit."

I fall down dead.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Can I help you?" I remain at the ready, lest he attempt to get off a cheap shot like Paddy.

 

[Grim327]

The tomahawk hits my sword-shoulder, "You always were a bastard" I said. I then shot a burst of nails into Mini's head before I fell to the floor dead in my own pool of blood.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I yelp as the nails stab into me. None hit anything essential, but one hit my ear and another gashed my cheek. I try to remove the nails and bandage my wound before retrieving my axes.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I wake up surrounded by drugs, fairly certain this store isn't legal. Then I remember just where I am. I fill my pockets; feeling my mp3 player, whose presence I had forgotten. Walking past a porn store i see a figure reclined on a couch. I stroll in, averting my eyes from the wares, and garrote the sleeper to death.

I pick the sword up from the floor and swing it around in my hands. Walking out into the corridor and stick a joint in my mouth, hesitating at the noise of violence in the distance for a second, I light it and walk away, singing.

 

[RaNDM G]

I spawn on a couch in a porn store. My sword, a black bladed Jian, sits sheathed on the floor next to the couch. I am asleep.

I stroll in, averting my eyes from the wares, and garrote the sleeper to death.

I pick the sword up from the floor and swing it around in my hands. Walking out into the corridor and stick a joint in my mouth, hesitating at the noise of violence in the distance for a second, I light it and walk away, singing.

A thief snatches the weapon from Eric and swings it around recklessly.

"Really Paddy?"

[small]-- Legendary Weapons --

Grim327: SABER SAW - CHARGING

Paddy the Second: [color]JIAN SWORD OF ERIC DRAVEN - NORMAL[/color]

Everyone Else: LOCKED[/small]

 

[Paddy the Second]

Spoiler: OOC

Draven I already killed you, sorry to steal your thunder. Also your sword. Which I did.

 

[RaNDM G]

It is a normal sword in this canon. Way to jump the gun. I respawn and kill the other Fighter, taking it back.

Regardless of whether or not it is a normal weapon, I will still consider it confiscated. You'll get it back when the time is right. Just find something to hold you over until then.

Also, player-spawning is illegal. I won't count this against you. Just don't do it again.

"Paddy, keep an eye on that sword. It's yours for now."

[small]-- Legendary Weapons --

Grim327: SABER SAW - CHARGING

Paddy the Second: [color]JIAN SWORD OF ERIC DRAVEN - NORMAL[/color]

Everyone Else: LOCKED[/small]

 

[RaNDM G]

"Welcome to Mall Fight, Eric."