Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

I respawn in the path of the pimped out ice cream truck. Diving through the windscreen I grapple with Ninja, before realising I'm heavily bleeding and being thrown out and into a shop window. I get myself a set of nunchuks (apologising for the probably incorrect internal spelling) and gaffer tape some knives to the business ends. I then attach them to ends of two katanas, which I chain together, I repeat the process and and run outside trailing blood and chains.

 

[Ninjamedic]

I stop beside Paddy.

"Want a lift?" While keeping my idle hand beside a concealed flamethrower.

 

[Zepherus14]

I respawn, and start off to find some PVC piping.

As I run to the hardware store, I hear a car engine from below me. I look over the banister to see Trilby driving a Cooper through the hallways. 'That would be useful.' I thought.

I grab onto a hanging cloth decoration and swing down to land on the roof of the Cooper. "Hey Twilby!" I shout as I look through the windshield. and give him a wave.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Think you can fool me with the old 'Need a lift in my heavily modded ice cream truck?' ploy do you?" I flail wildly with my new weapons, breaking glass, damaging metal and causing severe injuries to both me and Ninja.

"Yes please."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I swerve the car in surprise. "GET IN AND DON'T MURDER ME!" I say.

 

[Ninjamedic]

I begin using a first aid kit in the glove compartment on my left arm. "Why did you do that?!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I hop into the passenger seat.

"In case you were planning on using something like say, that flamethrower there. Now where do they keep the drugs in this place?"

I begin to fiddle with the radio, trying to find a station that plays half decent music.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"That was to stop you doing something like this! Anyway, I put painkillers beside the first aid there". MY arm patched up, I begin to accelerate.

"Do we have a target?"

 

[Zepherus14]

I barely hang on as Trilby swerves the Cooper. As I recover, and slip into the passenger seat. "So... how's it going?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I down more painkillers than is probably healthy and settle for a blues station turned fairly low.

"I don't know, I've never been here before. Do you know if this place has wi-fi?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Not well. This kilt itches... places." I say. "Also, we're in the Mall again. It's not a nice place."

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Scan for it, I think there's a signal. Last time I was here, things got crazy very quickly...."

I look around for anyone else.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I presumed that when someone threw a copy of Mass Effect 3 at me before slipping over into a puddle of bleach. Also I'll need to stop off at an electronics store. Are you hungry? I'm famished, do you we have to eat the other guys or is there food here?"

I hang one end of a knife-katan-chuk out of the window.

 

[Zepherus14]

"What's wrong with the Mall every now and then? I get tired of my Cloud fortress every so often..." [footnote]hehe almost said Joe here[/footnote] I said to Trilby, a goofy grin on my face.

"Hang a right here, I want to get some potatoes."

 

[Grim327]

With my new sword complete and go back to the mall, and to my surprise, I see a Cooper about to pass me. I shoot the front and back left tires with my nail gun.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"I can drop you off, no and you can use the restaurants to cook something".

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm sure I can do without for now. So you've been here before, what restaurant would you recommend?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The Cooper starts swerving, so I re-purpose Zeph as an airbag.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"They're all in the same block, browse for what you'd like". I stop the van at the entrance.

 

[Zepherus14]

I re-purpose my knee as a middle finger to Trilby's face...