Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

Respawning in front of a vending machine on the second floor, I spy my killer looking about at nothing. I move silently as I start breaking store windows to set off the burglary alarms. In all the din of the alarms, I leap down with the largest glass shard I could find and slash Rhyno's wrists and throat, leaving him to choke on his blood. I retrieve my clothes and decide to prop his body up to look as if he is flipping off a standee of Gandhi.

I rush back to the mall square, leap aboard my lawnmower, and challenge the G-Man to a lancing duel, using a lit tiki-torch as an improvised lance.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Not necessarily."

Grim hears a lock shut inside the saw.

"The portal system runs on a charge. It should really only be used when you need to get somewhere in a hurry, but I figured I would let you have fun with it for the day. At least you still have a very nice saw."

 

[Grim327]

"It would have been nice to know that BEFORE I started using it." I walked off with a bad look on my face and soon saw Salt on his makeshift chariot. I aimed my nail gun at him and fired a 3-round burst into his head with each nail hitting its mark.

 

[RaNDM G]

"If you use it now, it will take you to your own storage room. Anything you find in the Mall you can put in there. Just don't expect it to help you escape a fight."

 

[Grim327]

"Can I use it infinitely or is there a finite amount of times that I can use that ability?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"As long as you're in the Mall, you can use it anytime you want."

 

[Ninjamedic]

I spawn beside an ice cream van, getting inside and driving it to the garage for "preparations".

"Lets see, Power washers, Petrol, gas canisters...."

The van is placed onto a platform as work is begun....

 

[Derek_the_Dodo]

OOOH SHIT! The javelin was impaled through the paint can in such a way that it miraculously managed to miss my head and went straight through to the other side.

That was lucky thought I, but as I tried to get up I then realised the peril of my situation. I couldn't get up. The javelin had gone straight through the paint can missed my head somehow and it now had its pointy end firmly lodged in the wall. I could flail my arms and legs around all I like but my head was set firmly in place.

So I did flail them around pointlessly, hoping to get a kill by kicking someone in the head before someone put me out of my misery.

 

[Zepherus14]

I sit in the food court looking over all the parts I'd need for my next weapon.

-PVC piping
-Combustion Source
-Adhesive
-Hockey Bag Strap
-Tape
-Broom
-Potatoes

I head off to go find the materials I'd need.

As I walk passed Derek, I turn to him and ask. "Need a hand?" in a sarcastic tone, far enough away from Derek so he couldn't hit me.

 

[Knife-28]

I kick open the front doors of The Mall, a tanto in each hand, and a slasher smile creeping out from under the brim of my trilby.
"I'm baaack..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

A disc slaps me in the face, distracting me from my sweet fuelled reverie. The sugar high meant that I only felt it hours after the impact. I flip out, granted extra speed by the copious amounts of chemicals running through my body. Leaping into the corridor I notice a man affixed to the wall by a javelin flailing madly, I use his own flails to detach his limbs with my sabre,leaving just a torso stuck to the wall. I see Zeph out of the corner of my eye and hack at his face with the blood covered sabre, it slips from my hand while still embedded in his face and I beat him to a pulp with the baseball bat. Noises alert me to something dangerous.

"That bastard's got a nail gun." I beat open a ventilation shaft and crawl inside to stealth my way to Grim.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I awake back in the boiler room for some reason. I must of stumbled in there after Trilby threw the stale loaf of bread at me. My face is still painted blue and white. Plus I still have my weapons. I open the door to be greeted by extreme sense of carnage. I see Paddy climbing into the ventilation shaft. I remember Grim threatening me. I shrug and return to the boiler room, to continue waiting for attackers.

 

[Grim327]

"Hmm, a flaming nail gun won't cut it forever." So I head to a hardware store and grab a four foot long lead pipe, and then I go to the gardening store and grab a lawn mower blade. I open a portal to my storage room and place both items there. I then leave and go back to the hardware store to grab a blow torch. I head back to my storage room, and begin creating my makeshift sword

 

[Paddy the Second]

I reach a grille above Grim just as he disappears into the portal.

"I probably shouldn't have dropped all that acid before coming to the mall."

I drop down into the open space and await a challenge.

 

[RaNDM G]

Explosives - LOCKED

"Can't let you do that, Bryghtside."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I continue running around the Mall, then see Paddy.
So I stab him in the chest.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Realising that death is near I use my lighter on my sleeves. I rugby tackle Trilby and scream

"How d'ya like these for firearms ************?" I hold him a bear hug until I bleed out.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I sit down and burn to death.
"Ooh, what smells like bacon!? [small]Oh... [sub]right... [sub]me...[/sub][/sub][/small]"
I respawn in a Mini dealership, and steal a Cooper.
"THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME OH MY GOD!" I scream as I drive around the Mall.

 

[RaNDM G]

"How d'ya like these for firearms ************?"

"Yes, good... GOOD!"

 

[Ninjamedic]

Its time.... With my vehicle complete, I drive out of the garage.