Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Zepherus14]

"AH!!" I shout as Grim pops out of nowhere, and grab him to use as a meat shield to protect myself from the seering grease that is now splashing since the fryer it in a infinite falling portal setup.

"Why would you do this!?" I shout at him.

 

[Grim327]

"Wait what??!! AHH!!! It burns!!" I then see ryhno and I cut his head in two, and a portal opens up, where I cut.

 

[Saltarius]

I grab a bottle of bleach from the washer and rush over to the elevator and dump as much bleach as possible into the protal loop, getting light burns on my arms in the process.

 

[Zepherus14]

@Red: I'm going with Grim moving the fryer into a portal before you showed up so... I'm all good.

"Give me that!" I shout at Grim as he continues to burn with the oil splashing on him. I quickly open a portal into the food court and hop through, pulling Grim along with me as the convenient meat shield he is.

"Thanks for the lift!" I say throwing the saw back to him. "Next time think before you magically pop into an elevator..."

I then walk away, leaving Grim with his grease burns.

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com oofshoot 87 C slowly got up. He looked for the kitchen, and found it. He picked up all the knives he could find, and walked around. He found a chineze store, and grab a pole. He coats the pole with plastic, and finds some gassoline. He makes three knife javalines using three brooms, and dipped the knives in gasoline. He set the gassoline alflame for no good reason.
"Alonsy."
He waits for someone to attack him.

Meanwhile...
Scarlet stood in her office, waiting.

 

[Saltarius]

Running madly from the elevator-portal loop blood-grease bath, I charge into the home improvement store, duct-tape tiki-torches onto a lawnmower, arm myself with a ball-peen hammer and nail board and ride out into the center of the mall, loudly yelling, "FACE ME!?

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com flings one of his javilines at Salt.
"Here."
It pierces his arm, and he begins to catch fire.
He walks into a DVD store, and grabs a bucket of old CD's. He also grabs a bunch of wine, an entire barrle, and lugs it along with him, along with a lighter.

Scarlet sat at her desk. She hated the mall fight worlds. She always did.

 

[Saltarius]

I take one of the tiki-torches and use my flames to light it and proceed to burn down the food court. I pull the javelin from my arm, and barely manage to polevault onto the second floor. From there, I try to weave my way to the bathroom to lick my wounds.

 

[Derek_the_Dodo]

Meanwhile, I've been in the hardware store ignoring all the carnage and making a fun house of mirrors as well as a few doors painted on walls with fake doorknobs coated in superglue so they'll be stuck there forever should someone attempt to open it. "trapdoors" if you will. I lie in wait behind the only door out of the 30 odd fake ones that I've painted and have a little snooze.

Come find me... if you dare! MUHUHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Saltarius]

Meanerwhile, the fire in the food court spreads immensely and the surrounding shops soon start to catch fire, including but not limited to, the liquor store, adult film shop, and the game shop. I finally exit the bathroom, wounds healing, to see the carnage I have wrought. I rush to the old-school photo shop and grab as many filament plates as possible.

 

[Derek_the_Dodo]

AGH! a fire! I quickly run out of the shop being sure to grab a paint can as a hat.

It's just like my father used to say

"Son, if ever you get into a fight... If ever someone is pushing you around... if ever you reach your limit and you just want to lash out against the commies running this government, stick a paint can on your head and hop around barking. No one will perceive you as a threat and then you can strike when they least expect it! Besides, paint is delicious."

Wise words, the last words I ever heard him say before he challenged that bus to a game of chicken. The bus won.

Anyway enough contrived flashbacks, I thought as I plopped the can over my head.

"WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!"

 

[Saltarius]

In my mad dash to find filament plates, I spy a man wearing a paint can as a hat woofing and jumping about. I leave him be as I set about destroying the stores on the second floor by striking the filament plates to create sparks (I saw this in a batman comic, trust me.) and make them explode. I yell to the man supposedly running this 'game', "I'll find a way out of this if I have to blow up the whole mall! You hear me? I'M NOT PLAYING YOUR GAME, G-MAN.?

 

[RaNDM G]

"You're not leaving here, Salt. Not unless you want to take a long walk down a short airlock."

 

[Saltarius]

Not noticing the man next to me, I grab him by the collar and slam him against the and start beating him with the nail board. ?I'M! NOT! LISTENING!? I shout as each blow comes on. After the man known as G is made into an unrecognizable bloody pulp, I tilt my head back and laugh loudly.

The G-Man thought he could beat me.

He never met Salty Effin Jones.

 

[RaNDM G]

The man on the PA laughs as Salt beats up a store mannequin. He plays a song over the intercom.

 

[Saltarius]

?WHO'S NEXT?? I shouted, ripping the head off the mannequin as a trophy. Spying a security camera looking down at me, I whip the head at it, smashing it. I then hear the song blasted over the intercom. I blocked my ears, it had to be some sort of hypnosis song conjured by the G-Man. He was somehow still alive.

Turning my attention to the man in the paint can get-up, I dropped down to the first floor and hucked a javelin at his paint can, a modern day William Tell. I motioned a 'come at me bro' as I ran into the burning game shop.

 

[Redryhno]

I hear Hotel California playing over the intercom as I pop up in the same washing machine I was in before, this time with the door open, luckily. I strip down and begin acting out the opening scenes of the Terminator movies. I see Salt busy running towards a flaming shop.

I jump on his back and begin smashing his head into the floor. When I'm done with that and sufficiently happy with the pulp his skull has become, I take his clothes, put them on, and begin laughing and pointing at nothing anybody else can see.

 

[Grim327]

I rush to the bathroom to give my time to rest, and let my scars heal. After a while, I'm satisfied and I head back out. "Let's see, I need a can of WD-40, a lighter, a nail gun, and some duct tape. I look triumphantly at my flaming nail gun, "Boy am I glad I watched 'Bite Me.'" I then rip open a portal to the gameshop and shower the store with a hail of flaming nails, catching Ryhno in the chest three times. "Gotcha." I then run away so he can't catch me.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hey Grim. How you liking the new toy?"

 

[Grim327]

"I love it. . . wait a minute, you aren't going to make it explode or anything like that are you?"