Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

A butterfly knife sticks between two of Salt's teeth.

 

[Saltarius]

I pull the knife out.

"Sometimes hawks come back."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I hop onto Salt's shoulders. "Wild hawks are free as the wind!" I screech again and jump off.

 

[Saltarius]

I buckle underneath Paddy, him still on my back.

"C'monnn, once more? Like it used to be?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You want to have sex with a bird? That's pretty messed up dude."

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy, you're a human. I want to have sex with Paddy the human, not Paddy the fucktard who thinks he's a bird."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"One and the same my dear!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Why do birds always want to fuck up my love life."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Good pun, twenty points."

((captchs: in stitches I feel that adequately describes my reaction to Salt's pun.))

 

[Saltarius]

"...I wasn't making a pun. I was being serious."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"If you two are quite done doing your whole 'I want to hatefuck you' pish, we have a quest to do somewhere on this shitehole of a planet. Unless that's what Zombie's doing now..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh. Well it worked as a pun anyway. Unintentional puns are always the best."

 

[Saltarius]

"I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So did I!"

 

[Saltarius]

"BUT I DO LOVE YOU! IN A HATE KIND OF WAY!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"H3H3H3"

 

[Knife-28]

I walk out of the swamp, guided by the sound of Salts yelling.

 

[Saltarius]

"GODAMMIT!"

I run off, attempting to cry but instead running headfirst into a tree, breaking my shades.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Look out for that tree."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wow, Paddy. Just... wow."