Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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I stumbled out of the liquor store where I work, head ringing from the anouncment over the intercom.
I rub my head then bellow in a hung-over-and-still-slightly-drunk voice,
"About Fuckin' time!"
I stuff a cork-screw from the store in my pocket, walk to the next shop down (a whole foods) and pick up a burlap sack, fill it with cabbages, sling it over my shoulder, and go in search of shit to wreck with my cabbage sack and hung-over viking rage
I rub my head then bellow in a hung-over-and-still-slightly-drunk voice,
"About Fuckin' time!"
I stuff a cork-screw from the store in my pocket, walk to the next shop down (a whole foods) and pick up a burlap sack, fill it with cabbages, sling it over my shoulder, and go in search of shit to wreck with my cabbage sack and hung-over viking rage
Can some one fill me in on whats going on real quick?
Saltarius said:
Isn't homestuck really long and on-going? Where should I start? And what happend to the mall?
There's no real need to read it, it'd just make explaining classes and such easier. The mall has landed here on said planet for said party member to begin said quest. Everybody's outside of the cave where the quest will begin once the GM gets back.
Basically, this is a short rundown. Each of us who was there at a certain point took a quiz to determine our class. I'm the Knight of Doom, Knife-28 is the Lord of Life. A class basically means how you use your aspect, which is the second half of the title. So a Knight uses his aspect to protect others, and Doom is disasters. So in essence, I use disasters to protect my teammates (confusing I know) Lords are empaths, so Knife is good at relating to others and such. Only time will tell if you get one yourself.
Saltarius said:
So my class would probably be Drunken Viking Berzerker (a.k.a. aggressive alcoholic dick). And just to be clear, we aren't even in the mall and won't be using it until the end of the quest?
Saltarius said:
Well, not much of a mall fight is it. Oh well.
After running in and out of a few more stores, I have,
1 sack of frozen cabbages
1 cork-screw
1 golf bag (contents of golf bag follows)
- 1 Louisville Slugger wood bat wrapped in barbed wire with nails sticking out of it
- 2 Sledge Hammers
- 1 kayak paddle with more barbed wire wrapped around each end
- 1 make-shift Flail created by attaching 3 bike locks to the last link of a 4 foot length of chain
2 flasks, one filled with vodka, the other filled with a whiskey/jack mix
and a set of original Norwegian viking armor from an antique store.
After collecting all of that, slamming a few shots of scotch, and smashing up a bunch of shit, I exit the mall to the mouth of the cave where everyone else is.
"Sup *hic*, you can call me viking."
"Ga hahahah, how'd that shit happen? And who the hell is 'Jed Becks'?"
so whats all this about legendary weapons and what not. Do we all get one or do we have to acquire them over time?Saltarius said:
"I'm Viking. Yes that is why I chose this armor. Where the hell are we? I mean one minute I am punching out my boss because he told me to stop drinking the store's stock, next I'm waking up in an abandon mall and finding a swamp where the parking lot used to be."
"I had acid poured into my eyes. It's a double-edged sword really. I can't see beauty, yet I can appreciate it so much more. And yet, I went off and was forceful with a girl with sensitivity issues."
It just happens, really. Some people get them quicker than others.
I fall asleep and tumble out of the tree. "Sonofabitch!" I scramble to my feet and dust myself down. "Woah! A new guy! Hi! I'm Paddy. I'm magic and also addicted to drugs. Welcome to Invictus. Wait a second that was a Morgan Freeman movie."
wakes up "aaahh where am i? wait damp cave, oh new guy hi there i'm david, oh and there's my motorbike right where i left what luck" goes and checks everything's alright on the bike