Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Clue's in the name."

 

[Saltarius]

"I should just call you Fappy the Second from now on."

 

[MinimanZombie]

Knowing that I can simply respawn, I push myself a little bit more, in an attempt to reach the end.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I make the Pun Drum Sound.
"Your humour is, as ever, astonishing Salt."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No thank you Salt."

 

[Captain Anon]

"damnit i need a smoke where's my lighter oh i know" puts his thumb in between his index finger and middle finger and uses it as a lighter as it suddenly sets on fire and then david uses it to light the cigarette

 

[Sigma Castell]

I nudge Paddy.
"You want a smoothie?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall asleep.

 

[Viking Incognito]

Spoiler: OOC

Well fuck, I'm two pages behind over the coarse of one school day. Should I just not bother?

 

[RaNDM G]

You dive further down, as far as you can go. Your chest burns. You can't take it anymore.

You breathe.

...

That's funny. You know you should have drowned by now.

You take another breath and rise to the surface.

Looks like this is the end.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Redtext, how long is this going to take?"

 

[RaNDM G]

There's a reason why no one has used that kind of connection in two thousand years. Sending a call out to another planet is going to take at least a few days.

 

[Saltarius]

"Son of a *****. Through all this effort, at best she'll disconnect after I say 'It's me, Salt.'"

 

[RaNDM G]

Probably. That's why I said e-mail.

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck, I keep forgetting that I'm using e-mail. Wait, what is her email anyways?"

 

[RaNDM G]

We have sistersis@yahoo-com, bunnybiptches@yahoo-com, bunnybiptches@gmail-com, bluhbluhnegabitch@earthlink-net, sistersis@earthlink-net, take your pick.

 

[Saltarius]

"They're all her? The fourth one sounded like her nega."

 

[RaNDM G]

Just send the message.

 

[Saltarius]

"sistersis@yahoo I suppose. Isn't there a sonic screwdriver or something that could speed this up?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Do you have one?