Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"No. But why are you being so cooperative with me on this? Are you just using me to keep tabs on Sister?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Honestly, I'm just trying to get you out of my hair. Every five minutes it's always, "redtext lady help me i'm so depressed and alone".

 

[Saltarius]

"Given that the only guy in the group I make intelligent conversation with just sodded off to do his quest, what do you think I'm going to try and do? Besides, annoying you secretly makes me feel good inside."

 

[RaNDM G]

Oh God that was a come on, wasn't it?

 

[Saltarius]

"...Yes Ms. Redtext. It's always been you've I've secretly lusted after. Even though I've never met you in person or even know your name, I've completely and utterly fallen for you. Let's forget this guardian bullshit and live in the countryside on a nice planet, in a house with a white picket fence where we'll raise our two beautiful children Gideon and Julia."

 

[RaNDM G]

OH GOD I HAVE TO PICK NEW NAMES FOR MY KIDS

 

[Saltarius]

"You have kids!?"

 

[RaNDM G]

A GIRL CAN DREAM CAN'T SHE OH FUCK THIS IS A NIGHTMARE

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude. You thought I was serious?"

 

[RaNDM G]

No. I just wanted to see how you would react. Questioning my sincerity was exactly what I expected.

How does it feel being the most predictable member of your team?

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake and throw a rock at a wall for no reason.
"That was literally so exciting."

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
I also throw a rock at a wall.
"I'm not seeing the appeal Sigma."

 

[Saltarius]

"It feels good to be predictable. Then when I do something unexpected, everyone is doubly shocked. Seriously though, you know the only two people I'm actually attracted to. Neither feels the same way."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I start ascending the staircase carefully.
"God damn, I need a holiday."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You can make intelligent conversation with me, you're just too busy trying to make me hate you."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah, you could make conversation with the rest of us if you tried, you know."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I kill time by building robotic versions of all of us, which are all accurate representations of how I see everyone.

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy, fuck it. I'm not even going to try with you anymore. I'm not even going to try with romance anymore period. I'm going to apologize to Sister, and that's that. Then I'll go and decapitate some fuckers."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"What is Sisters deal anyway? You said you learned something horrible about her-mind sharing?"

 

[Saltarius]

"It's nothing."