Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"People change."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stare at Salt for a moment, then walk out into the marsh.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I facepalm. Then bring out my binoculars and anorak, and turn to the Camera.
"Here, we can clearly observe the Saltarius and the Paddy engage in a dispute yet again. Arguments are common around this time of year, just after the mating season. Indeed, some hypothesise that the mating season may be the catalyst for this strife, but still little is known as to why these two species continue to antagonize each other."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"True."

 

[Saltarius]

"Besides, it's rather difficult for me to calm the fuck down."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I shoosh pap Salt.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I walk over to Paddy and Salt.
"Are you guys cool now?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...What the fuck are you touching me for?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No I'm not."

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, why is there a hand coming close to my crotch?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's Sigma's."

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, the fuck. I get Knights can be attractive, but no."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Welp, I think we all need some cookies."
I bake some delicious cookies.
"Take some. They are delicious."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm not anywhere near you. We broke up."

 

[Saltarius]

"I was talking to Sigma. Even though I wouldn't put it past you."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look at Salt.
"Ummm...I'm not touchng you're crotch"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm consistent with myself Salt. We broke up. End of story."

 

[Saltarius]

"Then who the fuck just touched my crotch?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

A Crotch Gremlin jumps out of Salt's pocket and runs away.