Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Oh sweet lord, I've been violated by...him."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This would be funny if it wasn't so awful."

 

[Saltarius]

"I ju-I just...holy fuck I wish there was a cold shower somewhere nearby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Woon is lying unconscious in a pool of glass-filled whisky and head-blood.
Or something.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I do a rain dance. It rains.

 

[Saltarius]

I merely stare onwards as I try and wash my horrid memories away.

 

[Sigma Castell]

My cookies get soaking wet. They are ruined.
Tears start to run donw my cheeks, hidden by the rain. I sob quietly.

 

[Saltarius]

I sit down by the cave entrance, my eyes wide.

[small]"He...He...He..."[/small]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I continue walking around the marsh.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"ROLLING IN THE DEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
I throw the plate of cookies at the wall and FIRE MY LAZOR

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck."

 

[Knife-28]

I follow Trilby's example, and decide to wandrr around the somewhat quieter marshland.

 

[Saltarius]

I step into the marsh to get away from it all, the swamp coming up to my knees.

"IS THERE ANYONE AROUND WHO ISN'T WOON I CAN TALK TO?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"THERE'S LOTS OF PEOPLE! PADDY, SIGMA, KNIFE, UH... RED TEXT LADY! AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT WOON, HE'S UNCONSCIOUS."

 

[Saltarius]

"HE STILL MANAGED TO TOUCH ME AND NOW I DON'T FEEL SAFE! I NEVER REALIZED HOW EASY IT IS TO BE GROPED WHEN YOU CAN'T SEE IT COMING!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"YOU CAN TALK TO US IDIOT!"

 

[Saltarius]

"WELL YES BUT STILL, THE EVENT LINGERS IN MY MIND!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk over to Salt.
"Mate, you're accusing a guy who is barely even alive of touching your special place."

 

[Saltarius]

"Regardless of whether or not he did it, something touched me and it just...Christ."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, I'm not great with the whole 'empathy' thing..."
I pick Sigma up, put him next to Salt and wander off.