Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Oh that's right I nearly forgot. Hello again, Madame."

 

[RaNDM G]

The only weak points you can find are the joints. You leap up and slash off one of its legs. The appendage falls into the abyss.

DAMAGE: -3

The sand coats Arachnea, polishing its head and legs to a red shine. Its abdomen is hardened into obsidian, and the black glass surface is covered in splotches of red and white. Its fangs drip with black venom.

If there ever was a time to fuck up badly, this would be it.

Arachnea: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Zombie: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[Saltarius]

"Well damn. I thought that would elicit a hateful response."

I walk over to Knife.

"Can I ask you a...personal question?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Shoot." I say.

 

[Saltarius]

"How do you get people to...to uh...like you?"

 

[Captain Anon]

continues shooting at the bottles while he waits for something or someone

 

[Knife-28]

"Huh, well that's a sorta difficult question to answer really." I say, pondering.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...It's funny when you know I only came to the mall to get milk." I leap atop the spider, and begin stabbing and slashing at it's joints.

 

[Knife-28]

"Well I guess aim for positive emotions with people, happieness, ect. I dunno Salt, in the end there's no tried and true way of garanteeing people liking you, ultimatly some people just will and others just won't." I say, after having pondered the subject, "What are you worried about anyway eh, it's not like we often meet new people now is it?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"You could use an aphrodesiac. Or save their life. But since we all respawn anyway, It would be redundant."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I begin to swing a baseball bat at the papier mache covered tree.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I console the tree as Paddy attacks it.

 

[RaNDM G]

"...It's funny when you know I only came to the mall to get milk." I leap atop the spider, and begin stabbing and slashing at it's joints.

You jump on its back. The spider slams you against the wall.

DAMAGE: -3, DUMBASS: +1

 

[Paddy the Second]

I rest the bat in some branches and light some DMT. "So how do you think Zombie's doing?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I dunno. I mean, he could go psycho and murder everything, or he could get stuck fighting a giant-ass bronze spider. Man, wouldnt it be weird if that happened."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oi, stop you motherfuck-GAH! Shitting pop tarts. Alright...Let's dance?" I stab my sword into the closest joint.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well he already went psycho, but I won't rule out a repeat. And that just sounds outlandish."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start another forest fire.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah. Completly ridiculous."
I drink a smoothie.
"Yo Trilby. What do you think Zombs doing atm?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No idea. Maybe a gunfight with a shitload of giant bees?"