Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Oi, stop you motherfuck-GAH! Shitting pop tarts. Alright...Let's dance?" I stab my sword into the closest joint.

You stab the creature, but your sword does not sever its leg.

DAMAGE: -3

Arachnea pulls you down and pins you with three of its legs. It begins to spin a messy web. Your weapon remains stuck in the creature's leg.

DAMAGE: -2

Arachnea: IIIIIIIIIIIII

Zombie: IIIIIIIIIII

 

[Saltarius]

"I mean I just...I feel like I'm unlikable, alright?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I struggle against the web, and reach for my blade.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I like you, Salt. Trilby does as well. So do Zomb and Knife. And Sister."

 

[Saltarius]

"Can we...please not talk about her?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"The point is, we like you."

 

[Saltarius]

"Just forget I asked, alright?"

Dear god. I seriously wish she'd come back already so I can try and reforge our friendship. Why did I ever think a romanric relationship would work with he-oh fuck, Redtext can hear this can't she.

Spoiler: Captcha

dalek asylum
Wow.
I mean wow.

 

[RaNDM G]

Salt.

I can hear...

Everything...

I struggle against the web, and reach for my blade.

For reference.

This is Arachnea.

And this little guy right here. --> i

That's you.

Good luck reaching up there man.

 

[Saltarius]

Oh god, you know all of my fet-oh sweet god you cannot tell anyone.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I already knew them a long time ago Salt."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I prod Salt in the face.
"Whatcha thinkin' 'bout, buddy?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...So you know about the big one don't you."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh yes, the, shall we say 'big' one."

 

[Saltarius]

"I really dislike your puns at my expense."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I mean no harm by it. You know mine after all. At least yours are achievable."

 

[Saltarius]

"You don't even know how awkward that would be to bring up with Sister. As in hypothetically, in a relationship that did happen between us."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You've never been in my shoes."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, okay I haven't, but still. I mean her...doing that...that's like. Not even possibly in like another universe."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The universe is infinite Salt, so are it's possibilities."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm just going to pretend you're talking about homemade cookies, 'kay?"