Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I pour some more fuel onto myself.

 

[RaNDM G]

"God damn it." I pull out one of my revolvers and try to shoot the joints.

Firearms: LOCKED

You can't even pull the trigger on the stupid thing. Who the fuck is in charge of these damn rules?

Firearms: UNLOCKED

You pull the trigger. The bullet punches a hole in the spider's leg.

DAMAGE: -1

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...This is so stupid." I try to stare the spider in the eye.
"Can. You. Speak?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

The tree gives me a hug. I hug it back.
"Your the best, man."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I try to lift the tree off of Sigma's body.
"Sigma, let go of the tree."

 

[RaNDM G]

"...This is so stupid." I try to stare the spider in the eye.
"Can. You. Speak?"

...

It's a spider, dude.

Arachnea finishes spinning its web and tucks you into a corner.

It's a bit uncharacteristic of Widows, but whatever.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, I spoke to a fucking gator earlier. So what, are we doing this like Lord of the Rings? Is Sam gonna pop in like, "OH MR FRODO! WHAT AN AWFUL SPOT YA GOT YOURSELF IN!" And then he kicks the spiders ass somehow?" I try to break free of the web.

 

[RaNDM G]

You succeed.

The stuff wasn't that tough. You're surprised you actually let yourself get tied down.

You have a clear shot at the spider's back.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I fire the shot at the spider's back.

 

[RaNDM G]

It ricochets, leaving a small crack on its abdomen.

DAMAGE: -1

Well, that pissed her off.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Uh...OL' GATOR? CAN YOU SOMEHOW HEAR ME? THERE'S A VERY PISSED OFF SPIDER HERE." I try to grab my sword.

 

[RaNDM G]

You drop down and grab your sword, ripping it out of the spider's leg and severing it.

DAMAGE: -3

 

[Knife-28]

"Cheers." I say to David as I accept his offered bottle of whisky and down a bit, all while continuing to watch the group.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Ha ha! Take that spiderbitch!" I stab RR into another leg.

 

[Captain Anon]

grabs a bottle of whiskey of my own sits down next to knife "Cheers" pops the lip and drinks a little and watches as the others get closer and closer to insanity

 

[RaNDM G]

It scrapes off.

The spider lunges and sinks its fangs into you. Gripped in fear, you look into the spider's eyes pleading for mercy.

Arachnea obliges, clenching her fangs and severing your body in half.

DAMAGE: -11

Arachnea: IIIIIIII

Zombie:

You fall into the pit.

You open your eyes.

It is pitch black.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hmm."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Urgh...That's uh...whole lotta...nothing...shit this hurts." I try to get up and feel around me.

 

[RaNDM G]

Well...

As far as you can tell, you must be in the bottom of the pit.

Plenty of sharp rocks around. You trip on one and crash into a skeleton.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Heh, so much for long fall. And poison...And uh...Is there a light around here?" I get off the skeleton, and feel around for anything else.