Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

You follow the wall, your hand feeling the surface. You find a torch. Unlit, but the smell of gasoline is unmistakable.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Intriguing." I try to light it with one of the rocks.

 

[RaNDM G]

I don't see how a torch in a D&D setting is intriguing, but hey, whatever.

You scrape Raven Razor against a rock. The sparks light the torch ablaze, along with part of the wall. You quickly step back to keep from being burned.

You look around you.

Looking up you see a faint glimmer of red, what must be Arachnea. Good thing she can't see you from up there.

You find a small storm drain leading under the walls.

Now what?

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wanna know why it's intriguing? Because it's at the bottom of a massive fucking pit. It means there's a way out, or some sort of civilization down here." I start walking, careful not to trip, torch lighting my way.

 

[RaNDM G]

You head into the storm drain.

It's not as cramped as it looks. There's enough room to stand and walk.

You slowly advance through the tunnel.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I continue doing that. Not much of a choice really.

 

[Saltarius]

"Knife, have I ever told you how attractive you are?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, no. Not Knife. Don't do this with Knife."

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"Salt, sorry to break it to you but I'm not gay, like, not even a little bit." I say, before deciding to take another swig from David's whisky. "No offence."

 

[Saltarius]

"I was checking your sarcasm detecting skills."

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
I check how much of the bottle I've drunk, probably too much. "Shut up, I'm infeba- infeba- I'm smashed, give me a break."

 

[Saltarius]

"Is the alcohol making me any more attractive?"

 

[Knife-28]

"No." I say. "Infact it's probably having the opposite effect." I mutter.

Spoiler: Capatcha

Level playing field?

 

[Saltarius]

"...Knife."

"Why."

 

[RaNDM G]

Because no one likes you, not even yourself.

 

[Saltarius]

"...I like myself."

 

[Knife-28]

"Wait Salt, me saying the alcohol make you look less atractive means that you look goo already." I say, "I'm infeba, infeba, I'm fucking drunk off my tits and I know that."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Is this going to happen every single time one of us goes on a quest?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hay, Drunk-Knife, where's the other Knife? The one who might be sober right now?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Salt."
"What R U doing."
"Salt."
"STAHP."