Paddy the Second New member Apr 9, 2011 3,983 0 0 Sep 13, 2012 #14,141 "Well. No. But find something else to do!"
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Sep 13, 2012 #14,142 "...Resist. Temptation. To Make. Sexual Joke."
ShindoL Shill Truely we are the Our Avatars XI Jul 11, 2011 21,802 0 0 Sep 13, 2012 #14,143 "Salt, just get some porn audiobooks. It's less hassle than trying to sleep with Paddy. Or Knife."
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Sep 13, 2012 #14,145 "If you could kindly provide some, that would be greatly appreciated."
Paddy the Second New member Apr 9, 2011 3,983 0 0 Sep 13, 2012 #14,146 I hand Salt a stack of cassettes. "Be careful. These are vintage."
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Sep 13, 2012 #14,147 "...These better be softcore. Like, uu softcore."
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Sep 13, 2012 #14,149 I put the tapes in a casstte player and slip the headphones on. "...Oh fuck yes."
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Sep 13, 2012 #14,151 "...Knights shouldn't be listening to such...heinous acts. But it is worth it."
Paddy the Second New member Apr 9, 2011 3,983 0 0 Sep 13, 2012 #14,152 "Man whatever. Not like some guys gonna get up in your grill for listening to it."
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Sep 13, 2012 #14,153 Blood leaks out of my nose. "How the hell do they even get away with this shit."
ShindoL Shill Truely we are the Our Avatars XI Jul 11, 2011 21,802 0 0 Sep 13, 2012 #14,154 I look at the tape. "Does this say..." I squint. "Read by Brian Blessed?"
Paddy the Second New member Apr 9, 2011 3,983 0 0 Sep 13, 2012 #14,155 "I collect them for academic value Trilby. I've never actually listened to them."
ShindoL Shill Truely we are the Our Avatars XI Jul 11, 2011 21,802 0 0 Sep 13, 2012 #14,156 "Fair enough. Still... Brian Blessed reading porn books?" "That guy?"
Saltarius New member Aug 30, 2011 7,525 0 0 Sep 13, 2012 #14,157 "Tummy rubs are academically valued?"
Paddy the Second New member Apr 9, 2011 3,983 0 0 Sep 13, 2012 #14,158 "The cassette was manufactured using the ashes of the author as a material."
