Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"At least it was used for a good cause I suppose."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"The good cause of preventing sexual harassment."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well. Apparently it's actually pretty crap. And the ashes reduced the audio quality."

 

[Saltarius]

"It sounds fine. Trust me."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Any time."

 

[Saltarius]

"I think I'm losing a lot of blood here..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's just moving around your body."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stab Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"I mean out of my nose."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You might want to see a doctor about that."

 

[Saltarius]

"Don't you have like a tissue or something?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Or we could just kill Salt so he's perfectly fine when he respawns."
I hand Paddy a cricket bat.
"It's like the worlds best health insurance!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No."

 

[Saltarius]

"You are way too eager to kill your teammates."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, Salt. Yes I am."
I light my bat on fire and smack Salt in the face.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Not much else to do." I break Salt's knees.

 

[Saltarius]

I rub the side of my face sorely.

"That just made it worse."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, it has to get worse before it gets better. That's how you know it's working."
I start hitting Salt in the chest.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I hit Salt in the crotch.

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE MY CLASS IS SO AWESOME!"