Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

>Override: Fight.

>Edit parameters: Boss: HP +15

>MH Revolver: Add rounds

[HEADING=1]Round 1! Fight![/HEADING]

SALT: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII

GREEN-TEXT GUY: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII


>Nitrate Rounds +10

 

[Saltarius]

I shoot GTG in the face with my revolver.

 

[RaNDM G]

You attack for massive damage.

DAMAGE: -11


>Nitrate Rounds +9

 

[Knife-28]

Me and Knife sit on a nearby log, watching Salt and Trilby fight the newcomer. "Think we should step in or something?" I ask.
"Eh, their you subjects."
"You what?"
"Well your a Lord arn't you, get out there and do the Lordy thing." Knife says, pushing me forwards.
I roll my eyes, and step over to Salt and Trilby.
"You two, cool your fucking jets ok." I say, clamping a hand on their shoulders.

 

[Saltarius]

"FUCK YOU KNIFE! I DON'T SERVE YOU!"

I shoot GTG 3 more times with thermite rounds.

 

[RaNDM G]

You hit him three times in the chest.

DAMAGE: -3

>Nitrate Rounds +6

 

[Saltarius]

I kick him in the balls and fire a round into his crotch.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I appear next to Salt. "Dude, did you know urinal cakes are not actually cakes?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Yes, actually. I presume you learned this through experience?"

 

[RaNDM G]

I kick him in the balls and fire a round into his crotch.

It doesn't even phase him.

Probably because he hasn't taken his turn yet.

I appear next to Salt. "Dude, did you know urinal cakes are not actually cakes?"

WAFLCOPTER

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"...I don't know. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjrWEoZdsaA&t=0m11s]"

 

[Saltarius]

"So, how's your romantic life Waffles?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"The only girls here are: ponies and sadists, and I'm not a clopper nor an extreme masochist, so it is inexistent."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not a masochist either, I just have a thing for sadists. Course, you saw what happened last time. Our chances are nil, sadly."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Maybe we should hang out together. You know, like Kenji and Hisoa, Eridan and Sollux, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern."

 

[Saltarius]

"The only example there that I understood was Eridan and Sollux, and even then they hate each other and yet everyone ships them."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yeah, sure, let's go with that."

 

[Saltarius]

"No offense, but you know the one person I'd like to be shipped with, and it ain't you."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"But, why? I'm so sexy!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Waffles, I'm blind."