Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

He gives you a beer and an Irish Coffee.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Awesome." I say to myself. I pour beer in my Irish Coffee and down it all.

 

[Saltarius]

"What've you got for a man with a broken heart?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Awesome." I say to myself. I pour beer in my Irish Coffee and down it all.

The barkeep looks on in shock as you down your sickening concoction.

"What've you got for a man with a broken heart?"

He gives you a bottle of whiskey and a shot glass.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stare at the two.
"Oh you impatient motherfuckers. And hey Waffles." I drink my coffee, before returning my questions to the man.
"Alright, what do you know about Heirs?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"The Hell are you going on about?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"God damn it. Alright, scratch that. Do you know anything about quests?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I am flung through the window of the bar. I stretch my limbs and wake up. I look down at my blood covered fists. "Oh. That was almost fair." I look around me. "Barkeep! Eight of your finest bottles of everything. I presume you take pure gold as payment."

 

[RaNDM G]

"God damn it. Alright, scratch that. Do you know anything about quests?"

"Quests? Son, did you get hit in the head?"

I am flung through the window of the bar. I stretch my limbs and wake up. I look down at my blood covered fists. "Oh. That was almost fair." I look around me. "Barkeep! Eight of your finest bottles of everything. I presume you take pure gold as payment."

"Hell no, gold is worth shit 'round these parts! Get the Hell out of my bar!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You bog inhabiting shit!" I throw a bundle of notes of various currencies onto the bar.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Quests? Son, did you get hit in the head?"

"I was bit by a giant poisonous spider, and I fell down a near bottomless pit. Fine no quest stuff, but do you know about Mall Fighters?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"You bog inhabiting shit!" I throw a bundle of notes of various currencies onto the bar.

He sweeps the cash away and pulls a twelve-gauge from under the bar. He fires both barrels at you, sending you flying back out the window.

Salt rocks. They sting like Hell, but you're not dead.

"I was bit by a giant poisonous spider, and I fell down a near bottomless pit. Fine no quest stuff, but do you know about Mall Fighters?"

"Arachnea? Shit! That bloodsucker has been here for years! You must be a Fighter if you got out of a scrape with her alive."

He pours himself a shot.

"Fighters. Heh, I know that two shells of buckshot won't keep 'em dead. Who you want to know about?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fighters. Heh, I know that two shells of buckshot won't keep 'em dead. Who you want to know about?"

"Huh." I remember Salt.
"What about some crazy chic named Sister? And then some guy named Sage? Yeah who's he?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"No. Can't say I haven't."

You can tell he's lying.

 

[Saltarius]

"So then, she's all Oh Salt, you're like my best friend and I wasn't pushing her or nothing but nooooooooo."

About half the bottle is empty.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I lean forward slightly.
"C'mon mate, we both know that lying ain't gonna get the job done. Just tell me what you know. I promise it won't be passed on again. Just tell me quickly, cause my friend over there is drunk as all hell." I listen expectantly.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall through the roof of the bar and land in font of Salt.
"Sup man. You alright?"
I notice Waffles.
"Waffles! Whe did you get back from wherever the fuck you were?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I storm back in through a door. " What the fuck was that? I just want a drink!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yo Pads. Have a smoothie. It's Gold-and-Blueberry flavour."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I burst into the bar from under the floorboards.
"Sigma, that smoothie sounds disgusting. I mean seriously, mate. Blueberry?"