Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I trip over Trilbys head as he erupts from fucking nowhere, and land in a heap.
"Blueberries are delicous, Trilby. How can you say such things?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sigma... they suck."
I pull some splinters out of my head.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I apply anti-splinter salve to Trilbys head.
"Well, I like all fruit. Fruit is delciscious. Except pears. And melon."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Heathen. Melons are awesome."

 

[RaNDM G]

"C'mon mate, we both know that lying ain't gonna get the job done. Just tell me what you know. I promise it won't be passed on again. Just tell me quickly, cause my friend over there is drunk as all hell." I listen expectantly.

"This Sage person, I don't know him. But kid, you just had to ask of the one dangerous criminal in this galaxy. You want my advice? Stay as far away from her as you can."

I storm back in through a door. "What the fuck was that? I just want a drink!"

"You want your drink? Go fix the fucking window."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I snap my fingers, the glass reforms in the window. "One jinaantonyx please."

 

[RaNDM G]

Magic: LOCKED

The glass shatters and breaks.

The barkeep gives only the most disappointed of facepalms. He gives you a Shirley Temple on the house.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Uh..." I glance at Salt.
"I'll keep that in mind. Now dude, I hope that's the whole truth. If it ain't...I'll be visiting again."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What the fuck?! This is bullshit! You can't renege on unlocking things you twat!" I down the Shirley Temple and storm out back to the mall. I return with a sheet of glass and install it in the window. I enter through the door. "Give me one of everything."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Melons are the watered-down, soldified piss of The Narrator. You''re eating the piss of the guy/gal/Idunno who locked Magic, Trilby."

OOC: I thught Paddy was the Teams Wizard?

 

[Saltarius]

"No way man. If there's one redeemin factor about that *hic* that *****, it's that she if fuckin drop-dead gorgeous. Bombshell to take out Hiroshima. But she just wants to be fuckin friends."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I grab a bar stool and hit Salt over the head with it.

 

[Saltarius]

"The fuck wassat for?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I grab a paainting from a nearby wall and hit Trilby and Salt over the head with it.

2X COMBOPAINTINGSLAP!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm officially volunteering to be your Sisterholic Anonymous sponsor. Like Alcoholics Anonymous, only for Sister. And you're the only guy in it."
I hit Salt again.
"Every time you mention Sister, I hit you upside the head."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm drunk. You don't got an excuse."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot Salt in the head to sober him up.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn, still drunk as fuck.

"So I'm in love with her, so fucking what?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I sigh.
"Fuck you guys. I was enjoying my quest actually." I fling a chair into Trilby's face, and kick Salt in the nuts. I begin to leave the building.

 

[Saltarius]

"Y'know, I'm pretty sure the problem is Davesprite. That douche."