Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I look up from my book.
"Sup man."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't look like a chick, do I?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"No, Salt. You don't. Trust me, you look like a guy. You don't have to be covered in muscles to look like a man."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I check my watch.
"Lookit the time, Salt."
I fall asleep all over the bar.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Dave."

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=orange]what?[/color]

"Oh right. It's a Colt M1991A1."

"Colt. Cheap. One thirty."

He takes the gun and puts it under the shelf. He hands you the rifle, plus a hundred and twenty nine boondollars worth of .338 Lapua.

SUPER MAGNUM RIFLE - ARMOR PIERCING 20 ROUNDS

You are now flat broke.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife pops up from behind the bar, and starts cleaning it with a spare cloth. "So, how're my fellow Knights doing?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Knife, I don't think you're supposed to go back there..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Teach me."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife spins the 'Help Wanted' sign on his finger, then flings it at Trilby before turning to Salt. "Teach you what Salt? How many spieces of flora grow upon Pandora's Gates? How to fly a ship through the center of a cosmic storm? Maybe whether to use parsec as a unit of time or a unit of mesurment? Perhaps you simply want to know how to mix a perfect Electric Agradi Pipewrench. I am knowlegable in a great number of subjects, and I'd be more than happy to teach you any of them but you must specify what."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Knife, I think Salt was talking to featherface over there."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I holster the rifle.
"Aw yeah! Anyway thanks." I walk to the sheriff's office, and knock on the door.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well. I'm lost."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Paddy,
If you had,
One shot,
One opportunity,
To seize everything you ever wanted,
In one moment,
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?
Yo"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What."

 

[Saltarius]

"I think he's coming onto you."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't."

 

[Saltarius]

"You could take a chance and give him a kiss on the cheek or something."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"As Lakutis said: I'm in the forest. You guys aren't."

 

[Saltarius]

"Then run back and steal your smooch, loverboy."