Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"He's laying down stones. Eh fuck it." I walk back to the pub.
"Alright, everyone, remain calm. I must ask now, do any of you own or have experiences with firearms?"

 

[RaNDM G]

The barkeep stands there.

"Uh... It's just me mate."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I thought Trilby or Knife rounded up everyone. DAMN IT GUYS!" I walk up onto the roof, and try to scope out the oncoming attack."

 

[RaNDM G]

Dear God, it's worse than you can imagine.

Scene kids.

Teenage boys and girls with ripped shirts and designer jeans. Spiky anime hair jutting out in impossible angles. Dubstep, J-Pop, nu metal, and club mixes of "Lovesong" and "Pictures of You" can be heard from miles away. Environmentally conscious bonfires mark their positions on the horizon.

It's like Burning Man for losers.

 

[Knife-28]

I head up to the roof after Miniman and observe the oncoming forces. "Mother of god..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hand everyone industrial-strength earmuffs.

 

[Saltarius]

"The fuck are we fighting?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"i don't know but that just makes it more exciting anyway" laying down a few groups of Bouncing Betties and some Claymores here and there

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Madre de dios."

 

[Captain Anon]

"Pardon?" he said looking from a claymore he was setting up

 

[Sigma Castell]

I can't hear a thing through my twelve-inch thick earmuffs.
Luckily you don't need ears to aim a Plasma Mortar.
I fire twelve shells into the hoard of Scene Kids, and use the distraction to rush foward and place some monomecular wire at head height.

 

[Saltarius]

"And Woon...Woon is Hodor."

 

[Captain Anon]

"your Game of Thrones insult has no effect on me salt cause i haven't watch Game of Thrones and probably never will

 

[Saltarius]

"Scratch that, people like Hodor. You're Joffrey. But stupider."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"A retarded Joffrey. Accurate." I fire a few shots at the mass of approaching scene kids.

 

[Saltarius]

"Again, what are we fighting?"

I throw a stake at the oncoming horde.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The worst horror we have ever encountered. Scene kids. In case any of us don't make it it's been an honour and a pleasure. Except for Woon because fuck Woon."

 

[Saltarius]

"Please, I'm the Mall Fight equivalent of Jaime Lannister! I can't get killed because I'm too badass!"

 

[Captain Anon]

goes and finds the highest lookout he can find and pulls out a sniper rifle and takes shots at the horde

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No."