Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Yes. LET'S GO!" I lead everyone to the center of the town.
"Uh...So Sherrif, what do we do?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Zombie is like...uh..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ned?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Ned doesn't occasionally go murder-crazy."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"In fan fiction he does."

 

[Saltarius]

"We're going by canon, Zomb."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I was kidding. Jeez. I'm cool with Ned. Plus, there is no evidence that all of that was not just some anger I needed to let out."

 

[Saltarius]

"Didn't you look into the universe? Didn't that make you...off?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...This is a nice town, isn't it?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You don't even know about Theon, do you."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I haven't seen all of the show yet. As in, I'm only on Episode 3. I'm watching the rest when we get back to the mall."

 

[Saltarius]

"I mean, there really isn't anyone else that can draw a comparison to me."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, in the interest of finishing this bollocks so we can get on with Zombie's bollocks, what about Knife, Other-Knife, Sigma, and me? And Woon too, I guess."

 

[Knife-28]

While everyone else is fartassing around, me and Knife do what you would normally do if you were defending a town about to be attacked by monsters, that is to say, round everyone into the most defensable building in town (The pub), give every able bodied man and women a weapon (If they don't already have one) and barricade the fuck out of it. That done, we walk over to where the Mall Fighters are meeting with the sherrif. "Alright, pub's locked down tighter than...uh...something real fucking tight ok, we got a plan?" I ask.

 

[Saltarius]

"You're...You're...Bronn, I dunno."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Cool. Now let's do the thing!"
I take out a rifle.

 

[Saltarius]

"I dunno, am I really that much like Theon?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, Salt. No you aren't."

 

[Saltarius]

"Then who?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't know! Jaime."