Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"You know it."

 

[Saltarius]

"Option 2, please."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I throw some cassettes at Salt.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Y'know what, we may as well try. Even if we get our asses handed to us, it might give us an idea of how they fight."

 

[Saltarius]

I place them in the cassette player and just listen for a bit.

"Tell me when you seem them come around. Hopefully this doesn't rely on horror movie logic and the one who performs morally ambigous actions dies first."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Porn isn't morally ambiguous."

 

[Saltarius]

"Like, 50's America terms of moral ambiguity."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"If it does, then these guys are fucked, because we can't ALL die first."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"50's America was total bullshit and you know it."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well duh. I'm American, I know these things. Coming straight from Mass, yo."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Mass? What's Catholicism got to do with this?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ok." I pull out some rosary beads and don some robes. "Everybody line and we'll have our sins forgiven."

 

[Saltarius]

"Massachusetts. As in the state that sparked the American Revolution."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I repeat my words in a Massachusetts accent.

 

[Saltarius]

"We're not all the Scout, y'know."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I didn't say it like the scout."

 

[Saltarius]

"Anyways, how about we compare ourselves to Game of Thrones characters to pass the time?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, my country started loads of revolutions."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"We're doing it Paddy. We're making it hapen."