Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Alright. John Snow."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine, Salt. Compare us to Game of Thrones characters."

 

[Saltarius]

"Pfft, no. Paddy, you are nothing like Jon."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I shoot Salt in the balls. "You wanna say that again?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Bro, you're like a skinny Robert Baratheon if anything."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm surprisingly ok with this."

 

[Saltarius]

"So we better look out for any boars."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Boar my skinny British ass!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Anyways, I figure I'm more Theon Greyjoy."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wait, wouldn't that make you Cersei, Salt?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't even remember who he is."

 

[Saltarius]

"No. If you say I'm Jaime I'll fucking kill you."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Brann."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not crippled."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Visually you are."

 

[RaNDM G]

 

[Saltarius]

"Not to the point of Bran."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wait, shouldn't we go outside and keep a look out for the whatever-the-fucks that are coming?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well, Bran when he started riding Hodor around."

 

[Saltarius]

"We didn't finish comparisons."