Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

I turn to the sheriff. "You made a poor decision."

 

[Saltarius]

"I SERIOUSLY WISH I WAS DEAF AS WELL AS BLIND NOW!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I fire a few tranq darts at the kids.

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU BETTER HOPE EITHER YOU DIE, I DIE, OR WE BOTH DO, BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU'LL WISH YOU DID!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put on my disguise.
"See you on the other side."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Godspeed." I hand Tril an earpiece and a hidden camera. "I'll help you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I begin the long walk towards the trees.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You'll need to change your walk, slouch more. Remember you don't care about anything."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I slouch more.
"Have I ever seemed to care about anything?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Care even less."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I crash a hot-air balloon next to Trilby.
"Sup guys. Has anything happened yet?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I grab Sigma and start dragging him.
"I'm going undercover to rescue Salt. Actually, you can help with that. You're my prisoner now. So, we can check how Jaime-like Salt really is..."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...Right. Hang on a minute-"
I trip over a rock and get dragged along the ground.
"-I'll just get my 'Sexy Prisoner Costume."
I start rummaging in my pack.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"'Sexy Prisoner Costume'? I don't even... what?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Abort abort."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"'Be prepared for any eventuality, Sigma,' Is what Grandma Castell used to tell me."
I rummage some more.
"Damn. I must have left them in that strip club on Gashog."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What, why? Don't you want to see Sigma's costume?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I shrug and get back to being a prisoner.
"Oh well. At least I still have these awesome shades."

"Yeaaaaaah"

 

[Saltarius]

"SIG DOESN'T REALLY DO IT FOR ME."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ok, you're in, ask to "Like torture Salt, or whatever.""