Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I continue dragging Sigma.

 

[Saltarius]

"TELL THEM THAT THE WORST FORM OF TORTURE IS ME BEING SHIPPED WITH SISTER."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ok, now detonate the bomb."

 

[Sigma Castell]

Suddenly, a small box falls out of the sky.
"Oh hey, It's my delivery from The ShipWorld. I wondered where that had got t-OHDEARGODNO"
I stare in horror at the picture contined within.
"This-this-is n-not what I ordered."
I throw up.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"ABORT ABORT!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk up to a scene kid.
"I have, like, a prisoner. Or, like, whatever. Y'know. Like... yeah."
I hand him Sigma and walk off.

 

[Saltarius]

"...What did you order?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"OHGOD THE HORROR!"
I throw it at Paddy.
"Look at it Paddy. LOOK AT IT"

 

[Saltarius]

"I ASKED YOU A QUESTION DICKWEED!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start frothing at the mouth.
All over the Scene Kid's hair.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I spit Mountain Dew everywhere. "TRILBY GRAB SALT AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!"

 

[Saltarius]

"WHAT IS IT!?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I begin to cry. "I'm so sorry!" I fire some sniper shots into the mass of scene kids.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I don't hear Paddy over the sound of the music.
And the sound of me axing a scene kid to death in the shadows.
But mostly the music.

 

[Saltarius]

"ANSWER ME DOUCHEBAG!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Arghlahfalhalvhull...it's...It's....Iiiiiiit'sssss...."
I raise the picture in a trembling hand.
"[small]Salt/woon[/small]"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I fire mortar shells.

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU FUCKING GIT! I WILL BREAK EVERY FUCKING BONE, SINEW, AND ANY THING ELSE THAT CAN BEND THE WAY IT SHOULDN'T! HOW CAN YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY? THE 'W' KEY AND THE 'S' KEY ARE CLEARLY DIFFERENT FROM ONE ANOTHER! YOU CORRECT YOUR DAMN MISTAKE!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I load the Warthog with explosives and begin to plough through the scene kids towards the others.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I find my way to the sound system and plug in my own Generic Music Device[sup]TM[/sup]
"AAAAAAAAAAH!"
I start firing a machine gun into the crowd.