Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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RaNDM G

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Knife-28 said:
"D&D? D AND D?! IT'S FROM MONTY PYTHON YOU UNEDUCATED POOFTA!"
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"Holy fuck, he's still going at it!"

"LOSER!"

"LOSER!"

"LOSER!"

"LOSER!"

"LOSER!"

"LOSER!"

"LOSER!"

It's no use. They just don't get the reference.

MALL TEAM: DAMAGE: -2

Saltarius said:
"WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THERE ARE FIVE SCENE KIDS IN A ROOM? ONE DIES BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A CORNER TO CRY IN!"
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One of the Emo kids in the crowd sighs. Her brother died in a cornerless room, oh so many years ago. She mopes away, the rest letting her leave without saying a word in protest.

SCENESTERS: DAMAGE: -1

The rest of the Scene kids scratch their heads, confused you would mix Scene with Emo.

Paddy the Second said:
"Humans evolved from chimpanzees, you evidently evolved from something that spent it's whole life weeping in a cavern!"
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"... No, that's pretty accurate."

Sigma Castell said:
"Ebony."
"D'arkness."
"Dementia."
"Way."
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"Wow... Deep."

"Everything is fine and nothing hurts."

"I can see into forever."

"My life has been a lie this whole time."

One of the Scenesters mocks you by pretending to slit his wrists. Fortunately the razor he uses is real, and he gives himself a nasty cut on the palm of his hand.

SCENESTERS: DAMAGE: -1/2

MALL TEAM: DAMAGE: -2

David Woon said:
i pull out my gun and shoot at the one who said i can't spell
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The bullet goes through him. He feels the hole in his chest, then walks up to Woon and punches him in the gut. He grabs the gun from his hand and bashes Woon in the head, again and again.

The rest of the crowd snaps and charges at the group.

MALL TEAM: DAMAGE: -4

MALL TEAM: IIIIIIIII

SCENESTERS: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII + 1/2
 
Saltarius

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"Uh...what do you do when there's a scene kid in your yard asking for help because he got shot? Stop laughing and reload!"
 
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"Alright, enoguh with the insults. You scene kids want to know something funny? You create your own niche in sociey, claiming that everyone else is excluding you, and that you all are the only ones who 'get' each other. When in reality you are just as bad as you perceive society to be in excluding any others who draw near your group."
 
ShindoL Shill

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"Running sounds good."
I start shooting at the Scene kids while running in the opposite direction.
 
Sigma Castell

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"Liking a post on facebook isnt going to help some starving african kid is it?"
I make healing smoothies and give them to the rest of the team.
 
RaNDM G

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Saltarius said:
"Alright, enoguh with the insults. You scene kids want to know something funny? You create your own niche in sociey, claiming that everyone else is excluding you, and that you all are the only ones who 'get' each other. When in reality you are just as bad as you perceive society to be in excluding any others who draw near your group."
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Is what you wanted to say. You couldn't get past enoguh before ten of them tackled you to the ground and kicked you into submission.

DAMAGE: -4

Paddy and Trilby run back to the Mall. The Sheriff and the blacksmith run after them.
 
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