Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up and remove the Baked Smoothie from the cooling rack.
"Maybe this will wake him up"
I wave it around under his nose.

 

[Captain Anon]

wakes up and walks over yawning "i want in on the quest too" he says yawning

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stab Sigma in the face, then get up.
"Hey new guy. I'm Trilby. If you'll excuse me for one moment, I have to take care of something."
I start attacking the Baked Smoothie.

 

[DotSlash]

After nodding to all of the crew, Dot falls asleep.
((I'll be back once my classes are over. Sorry.))

 

[MinimanZombie]

I crack my fingers.
"Alright Paddy, we need to figure out a plan. Set up a Skype conference or some shit." I open up Skype.

 

[Captain Anon]

i pull out my computer and sets everything up then checks for a connection "prefect we got unlimited WiFi here" i say to anyone who's listening as i install Google Chrome to everything

 

[MinimanZombie]

[I'm in a shack, elsewhere.]
I browse the internet while I wait for everyone.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ok dipshits let's get this fucker started!" I open a group chat in Skype.

PsychoGeographer [PG] added all fighters to the group chat: "SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU GUYS FUCK UP THIS TIME I WILL CASTRATE YOU ALL"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk into a side room with the Baked Smoothie.
A few moments later, I return without the smoothie.

"Okay, that's that done."

 

[DotSlash]

I wake up a little dazed and pop open my laptop to join the group chat.
After a while, I randomly scream to the heavens.

"YES, I'M WELL FUCKING AWARE I LOOK ANIME AS HELL."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I spike up Dot's hair.

 

[DotSlash]

I calmly take Trilby by the arm and judo throw him to the ground.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stand up.
"That was... completely called for."

 

[Captain Anon]

watches what happens and completely laughs his ass off "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS".

 

[DotSlash]

I look over at Woon.
"Dude, calm down... It wasn't that funny."
I pick Trilby up and go back to the chat.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I slice one of Woon's arms off with a machete.

 

[DotSlash]

I look up and realize the scenesters are still milling around.
Then I look at Woon's new stump squirting blood and laugh.

 

[Saltarius]

sodiumEngineer [SE] has joined the chat.

SE: Sup bitches.

 

[DotSlash]

AnimeProtag [AP] has joined the chat.

AP: Hiiiii~ (. o.)

 

[Paddy the Second]

PG: These assholes are dicking around big time.
PG: You met the new guy right?