Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

IrreleventPacifist [IP] has joined the chat.
[color=006400]IP: Oh hey NG, didnt see you there. Hang on a minute, lemme go get a plane.[/color]

 

[Captain Anon]

TheCatpain [TC] has joined the chat

TC: damn you trilby damn you

 

[Paddy the Second]

PG: NONONONONONONO!

I run for cover from Sigma's inevitable violent entry.

 

[DotSlash]

AP: I'm pretty sure everyone's met me. If not, now you did.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start cutting up and sewing together various hats.

 

[MinimanZombie]

UndeadManiac [UM] Joined the chat.
UM: Holy fuck, the new guy. Nice to meet, you, I'm on my quest, there's a bunch of stupid fucking scensters outside.
UM: So, what's your weapon of choice newbie?

 

[DotSlash]

I request a particularly large patch hat from Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hand Dot a brick of C4 in the shape of a hat.

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM: Newbie?
UM: You there?
UM: Paddy?
UM: Salt?
UM: Trilby?
UM: ...You guys are all fucking assholes.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I duck under a table.

PG: Hey Zomb', having fun?

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM: There is a scenester eating his way in. I can't even have fun either. Just get your ass over here! Bring the newbie.

 

[Paddy the Second]

PG: I'll get a team together, but I'll need to leave a couple guys at the mall.

"OK dipshits get your asses in gear! Salt, new guy and Sig, you're coming with me. The rest of you keep the scenies out!"

 

[DotSlash]

I wear the C4 hat proudly and follow the group.
AP: We'll be on our way... eventually.

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM: No time to fuck about. There is a-
"GET THE FUCK OUT KID! THERE AIN'T ANY SNAKE STEW LEFT!"
UM:-bunch of kids trying to break in.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I lead my crack squad out towards the shack, cutting a swathe of insults through the scene hoard.

 

[Saltarius]

"VIVA LE REVOLUTION!"

I piggyback on Paddy, erratically swinging my sword.

 

[DotSlash]

I run close after Paddy and Salt, keeping my mouth shut most of the way and swinging my sword around.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I should really be able to bring Knife and Trilby instead but I need to leave someone with a brain to look after the mall." I gripe as i run through the woods.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I spot the trio coming closer. I open the door.
"Get in now!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

There is a rumble from somewhere in the sky.
As if someone who had no clue how to fly a plane had just pressed all of the buttons.