Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[DotSlash]

"Yes, sir". I sigh and salute Paddy, almost stabbing myself with my sword.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dual pistols and a sword none of us use. Nice."
I hold up Ravens Razor.
"To victory!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Remember my gauntlets are weakened for some shitty reason." I glare at the mall. "So no magic."

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM: I bet Sigma.

"Alright, let's go."
We start walking.

 

[Sigma Castell]

[color=006400]IP: Uh, do you know how to fix plane engines?[/color]

 

[Paddy the Second]

I partake of hella drugs to ready myself.

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM: Nope.
UM: Salt might.

 

[DotSlash]

I take out an MP3 and start blasting music.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So how long will this walk take?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

[color=006400]IP: Hm. Okay, thanks. I'll be with you guys in a sec. One way or another.[/color]

[color=006400]IrreleventPacifist[/color] stopped pestering Undead Maniac.

[color=006400]IrreleventPacifist[/color] started pestering [color=FF0000]SodiumEngineer[/color]

[color=006400]IP: Yo Salt you know how to build two jet engines using half an air-hostess, a can of Sprite and a chair?[/color]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fucked if I know."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"How have we gotten this far?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"shitshitshitshitoh look"
I notice a large green button.
"Ooooooh shiny"
I press it with my free foot.
And wait.
"Well that was pointless."
With a clunk, the wings fall off.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"CAAAAAAAAAASTEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[DotSlash]

"Even though I haven't been here long, I'm gonna guess luck and a lot of explosions."

 

[Sigma Castell]

One of the wings lands and inch away from Slash's foot.

 

[DotSlash]

I look at the newly fallen plane wing and continue walking forward.

"Poor Sigma..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I finish my hat and put it on.
"Those guys are gonna get butchered."

 

[Sigma Castell]

The other wing lands edge-first on Slash's head, neatly bisecting him.
[color=006400]IP: Ooops[/color]
The wingless fuselage crashes into the corpse, pulping it into a bloody red smear.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We're gonna get butchered."