Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"Eh, what I tell ya," Knife says, "Piss, fucking, easy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I light up as I re-enter the mall. "Did you have fun guys?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, we were going to dissect a scenie. Then Sigma exploded."

 

[DotSlash]

I respawn slightly pissed off my use of my body as a missile was completely pointless. I pick the rapier back up and scavenge the bits of brass spider corpse for stuff..

 

[Sigma Castell]

[i/]Well this is fun. Being a bunch of thoughts and all.[/i]
[color=228B22]SuP bRO[/color]
[i/]adjkshlahsnvzlfdnhvdmvd8t94759709899999989888888888*((********************[/i]

 

[DotSlash]

I slink into the mall riding this thing. [http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1665612]

I jump off and it crawls back to whatever hell hole is spawned from.

"Hey guys."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey Slashy. How was the hat? Did it explode all right?"

 

[DotSlash]

I snicker for a little bit, then throw my head back and laugh obscenely loud as I stab Trilby's face a few thousand times.

"Yes."

 

[Sigma Castell]

[color=228B22]DoNT Be GETTinG aLl scAReD NoW I'M jusT a PUPpET[/color]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn behind Slashy.
"Perfect."
I shoot Slashy with my Molotov gun.

 

[DotSlash]

I burn and respawn.
"Yeah, great."
I throw a burning scenie towards Trilby.

 

[Sigma Castell]

Slash and Trilby are torn apart by a horde of sock-puppets.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I catch the scenie, roll him on the ground a bit and raise my surgical mask.
"Great."
I start cutting the scenie open with a scalpel.

 

[DotSlash]

As I drown in the sea of sock puppets, I give Trilby a thumbs up.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I am protected from the puppets by a burning ring of fire.

 

[DotSlash]

I respawn and start an impromptu show with some of the puppets for some of the scenies.

 

[Sigma Castell]

BrO WHy iS YOuR HANd InsIDE ME?

 

[DotSlash]

"Oh god... So sorry."
I calmly put the sock puppet down and run far ... far away.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I curbstomp the puppet.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh lord."