Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

"that entire scene was hilarious and i loved it" i laugh a little and then walk off

 

[Saltarius]

"So...Dot. Any thing you'd like to tell us about yourself?"

 

[DotSlash]

I radio to Salt.
"What do you want to know?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We're right here Dot."

 

[DotSlash]

"...Damnit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I radio Paddy.
"You're a bit of a buzzkill."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'M LITERALLY IN FRONT OF YOU!" I shoot Trilby's radio. "Jeeze."

 

[DotSlash]

I hand Trilby a new one.
"I'm not sure what I should tell you guys about myself..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I glare at Paddy, then Radio Ga Ga [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t63_HRwdAgk].

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...anyone...'special' in your life?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I hit Salt over the head with a rolled up newspaper. "Bad Salt."

 

[DotSlash]

"...Are you hitting on me?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'M NOT! I already know I'm shit with romance, don't bring it up with me any further."

 

[DotSlash]

"Well, no... I'm not exactly good with romance either... For example, I started getting friendly with what I thought was a girl, then a month later, I find out she was actually a dude. I vowed never to have relations with people ever again."

 

[Saltarius]

"...All I got was friendzoned and then I killed her at some point. She came back, we silently hated each other, had a shouting match and...fuck this line of questioning."

 

[DotSlash]

"It could always be worse..."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm trying not to talk about her, okay?"

 

[DotSlash]

"Yes, sir. What else can I bring up that won't end up being awkward?...
Uh, I watch a lot of the animez."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I sigh and stare at the night sky. Stars twinkle above me.
"Shit, lets be hardboiled cops in a fucking noir city. Lets go solve crimes and shoot shit and wear trenchcoats and glasses."

 

[Saltarius]

"I see. Fascinating. You know what I'll do for you Dot?"